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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
What lurks under your bed on a dark dark nite?
- Socialists check for capitalists.
- Capitalists check for Democrats.
- Democrats check for Republicans.
- Republicans check for secular humanists.
- Secular humanists check for fundamentalists.
- Fundamentalists check for Satan.
- Satan checks for me!
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
And bats check for the Ozzman.
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Wirey

Fartist
I already miss Vegas. A young girl showed me her twins (and lovely twins they were) in return for directions to New York New York! Too bad she didn't need a lift!
 

Wirey

Fartist
I worked with a girl who had two nipples on the same boob. She could really freak you out when the office was cold. No joke.
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
It's raining
It's pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed
And bumped his head
And couldn't get up in the morning.
(It is really raining here, btw).
;)
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Hah! Sunny here with no snow in sight!
We were blasted last night. It wasn't too bad, but the roads were iced over this morning, and still are in places.
I imagine by this time next year I may be questioning my decision to go to Canada for school. And then I want to go to Japan and Germany. I need to learn of a warm place that I really want to go to for awhile.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I got another hoop in each ear today and a curve barbell in my eyebrow!!:D:D
I was actually disappointed the eyebrow didn't hurt more than it did.
I'm thinking my nose or my nipples next, and some more in my ears.
 
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