The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Bacon has been scientifically shown to provide
healthy knees, avoid headaches, & avoid dumb
computer uses needing assistance.
So...how's that bacon aversion work'n for ya?

Bacon has been scientifically shown to provide....No it hasn't

healthy knees, avoid headaches, & avoid dumb computer uses needing assistance.....no it doesn't...well it might get rid of dumb computer users...eventually

So...how's that bacon aversion work'n for ya?...... Great....as long as I am being this on REALITY...not some fanciful flawed pro-bacon hoo doo science

 

[Revoltingest]

Bacon has been scientifically shown to provide....No it hasn't

healthy knees, avoid headaches, & avoid dumb computer uses needing assistance.....no it doesn't...well it might get rid of dumb computer users...eventually

So...how's that bacon aversion work'n for ya?...... Great....as long as I am being this on REALITY...not some fanciful flawed pro-bacon hoo doo science

So you're one of those anti-bacon-science types, eh.
BTW, bacon also mitigates grumpiness.

 

[Wu Wei]

So you're one of those anti-bacon-science types, eh.
BTW, bacon also mitigates grumpiness.

Why on earth would anyone WANT to mitigate grumpiness?

But no, bacon does not mitigate grumpiness....well....it will...eventually......surprisingly at the same time it mitigates your heart beating and breathing

 

[Revoltingest]

Why on earth would anyone WANT to mitigate grumpiness?

But no, bacon does not mitigate grumpiness....well....it will...eventually......surprisingly at the same time it mitigates your heart beating and breathing

Bacon increases one's post count by 3%.

 

[Wu Wei]

Bacon increases one's post count by 3%.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[ChristineM]

First, I fixed that for you....

Wrong on 2 counts,first it should have been miles of mls which is distance, you wrote mph which is speed. I know bears sometimes confuse the two but there is really no excuse

Second, live in metric land so 20km is correct.

Had something similar happen to me on Highway 1 in California. Had a guy in a Ford Mustang tailgating me. Highway on is right on the ocean with a rock face on one side and a rather long drop to the ocean on the other, and it is loaded with hairpin turns, I finally found a place to pull off the road and he flew buy beeping, no hand gestures though. We stopped, walked around, took our time, then got back in the Jeep and headed back up the road. About 10 miles up the road there was a motorhome, going slow...and right behind him was our Mustang pal. And that is where hse stayed for several miles until the motor home cold pull off the road

Don't ya just love karma!!!

But, but, but, do my eyes deceive me? A road with twists and turns in america??? I was told the only bend in an American road is the one that follows the curvature of the earth.

 

[Revoltingest]

Wrong on 2 counts,first it should have been miles of mls which is distance, you wrote mph which is speed. I know bears sometimes confuse the two but there is really no excuse

Second, live in metric land so 20km is correct.




Don't ya just love karma!!!

But, but, but, do my eyes deceive me? A road with twists and turns in america??? I was told the only bend in an American road is the one that follows the curvature of the earth.

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Looks like N Dakota.
Them's some long straight roads up there.
(I retrieved an Osh Kosh table saw...very very rare.)

However, we do have a couple curved roads, eg, Lombard St.

 

[Wu Wei]

Wrong on 2 counts,first it should have been miles of mls which is distance, you wrote mph which is speed. I know bears sometimes confuse the two but there is really no excuse

Second, live in metric land so 20km is correct.

Man, even your metric road signs are wrong.....sad actually what the metric system can do to people

Don't ya just love karma!!!

But, but, but, do my eyes deceive me? A road with twists and turns in america??? I was told the only bend in an American road is the one that follows the curvature of the earth.

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We have lots of winding roads, and likely more than you...we're bigger... Highway one, the road into muir wood, the road, full of switchbacks, down the side of a mountain coming out of Flagstaff heading to Phoenix, more than a few roads in the Adirondacks.....you generally find those real straight flat "Highways" in the midwest

The roads in this picture..is actually one road with switchbacks, near Flagstaff Az.

 

[Revoltingest]

We have lots of winding roads, and likely more than you...we're bigger... Highway one, the road into muir wood, the road, full of switchbacks, down the side of a mountain coming out of Flagstaff heading to Phoenix, more than a few roads in the Adirondacks.....you generally find those real straight flat "Highways" in the midwest

To the French, this is Ameristan....

 

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[Wu Wei]

To the French, this is Ameristan....

NAH..to the French...THIS is America

 

[ChristineM]

Looks like N Dakota.
Them's some long straight roads up there.
(I retrieved an Osh Kosh table saw...very very rare.)

However, we do have a couple curved roads, eg, Lombard St.

That's a garden with some cars parked on the pathway

 

[Revoltingest]

How the French see Ameristan....

 

[Revoltingest]

That's a garden with some cars parked on the pathway

Never heard of Lombard St in San Francisco.
They tout it as the "world's most crooked street".
Might or might not be true, but it does have some pronounced curves.

 

[ChristineM]

Man, even your metric road signs are wrong.....sad actually what the metric system can do to people




We have lots of winding roads, and likely more than you...we're bigger... Highway one, the road into muir wood, the road, full of switchbacks, down the side of a mountain coming out of Flagstaff heading to Phoenix, more than a few roads in the Adirondacks.....you generally find those real straight flat "Highways" in the midwest

The roads in this picture..is actually one road with switchbacks, near Flagstaff Az.

Yeah apart from the road being wide enough for 2 american sized cars side by side it looks kind of like the road to Belves which can get narrow in some places

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah apart from the road being wide enough for 2 american sized cars side by side it looks kind of like the road to Belves which can get narrow in some places

I'm telling you...its because of the metric system.......that's why your roads can't maintain a standard width

 

[Revoltingest]

How Revoltistanians think French roads appear....

 

[ChristineM]

I'm telling you...its because of the metric system.......that's why your roads can't maintain a standard width

A local metric road goes past the right of the house

And something more substantial

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Crazed fanatical metricians are now lobbying
to remove the word "mile" from all songs,
replacing it with "1.6 kilometer".
It just doesn't work to replace "500 miles" with "804.7 kilometers".

And they're demanding that Miles Davis
change his name to "1.6 Kilomoters Davis".

Phhfffff. If metal heads have deal with 666 not being the number of the beast, and all those songs that are just silly wrong now, 1.6 Kilometers Davis can just get over it.