The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Phhfffff. If metal heads have deal with 666 not being the number of the beast, and all those songs that are just silly wrong now, 1.6 Kilometers Davis can just get over it.

What is "666" in biblical metric?
(I couldn't find a conversion factor.)

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Yeah...like I'm going to listen to a person who suffers from long term exposure to corn fumes, who now lives on the left coast in pink tofu land, who has ALSO had their mind warped by the Metric System

Ya know what? You're just a silly bear who has to make things unnecessarily way harder on himself than need be. That's all there is to it. There is no "work smarter, not harder" with Imperials, so this must mean you'd prefer working harder, not smarter. Or else you would embrace Metrics.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

What is "666" in biblical metric?
(I couldn't find a conversion factor.)

It's a typo. It's 616. So, unfortunately, this means all those rituals to summon Satan to the songs of Iron Maiden and Mercyful Fate have not been working right and have been summoning Satan's inbred cousin or something.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

It's a typo. It's 616. So, unfortunately, this means all those rituals to summon Satan to the songs of Iron Maiden and Mercyful Fate have not been working right and have been summoning Satan's inbred cousin or something.

It's Phil, the Prince of Insufficient light

 

[Revoltingest]

It's a typo. It's 616. So, unfortunately, this means all those rituals to summon Satan to the songs of Iron Maiden and Mercyful Fate have not been working right and have been summoning Satan's inbred cousin or something.

Satan cares about the sincerity of the incantations,
not the precise wording.

 

[Wu Wei]

Ya know what? You're just a silly bear who has to make things unnecessarily way harder on himself than need be. That's all there is to it. There is no "work smarter, not harder" with Imperials, so this must mean you'd prefer working harder, not smarter. Or else you would embrace Metrics.

It means I use the obviously better system that is based in reality

 

[Wu Wei]

now back to our regularly scheduled random meaningless thread.....I'm eating a banana

 

[Revoltingest]

I'm going to stock Mr Van with some food & water for tomorrow's trip.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm going to stock Mr Van with some food & water for tomorrow's trip.

Translation....you're gong to pack Mr Van with Bacon and Scotch

Or is it just burbon

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It means I use the obviously better system that is based in reality

Feets and miles and cups and quarts and ounces and pounds, it's all a very confusing system where nothing remains consistent.
Metrics make it all the same, all in units of 10, a kilometer and a kilogram will always reflect the same meaning behind the prefix of kilo.
Imperials are based on a bad acid trip.

 

[Wu Wei]

Feets and miles and cups and quarts and ounces and pounds, it's all a very confusing system where nothing remains consistent.
Metrics make it all the same, all in units of 10, a kilometer and a kilogram will always reflect the same meaning behind the prefix of kilo.
Imperials are based on a bad acid trip.

So sad to see this...and yo forgo liters......you can't see the truth of it...the ease of it....the perfection of it....the divinity of it...the Imperial system...the metric system has corrupted you....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Satan cares about the sincerity of the incantations,
not the precise wording.

It's more like a phone line than a psychic line. That 666 vs 616 thing, you might as well try to dial up Michigan with its 616 area code by dialing the 661 area code used around here.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So sad to see this...and yo forgo liters......you can't see the truth of it...the ease of it....the perfection of it....the divinity of it...the Imperial system...the metric system has corrupted you....

Give me units based on 10 or give me death!

 

[ChristineM]

Feets and miles and cups and quarts and ounces and pounds, it's all a very confusing system where nothing remains consistent.
Metrics make it all the same, all in units of 10, a kilometer and a kilogram will always reflect the same meaning behind the prefix of kilo.
Imperials are based on a bad acid trip.

What's the thing with cups? My cups are different sizes

 

[Wu Wei]

Give me units based on 10 or give me death!

You do realize....actually you probably don't...that false profit the Metric system has twisted your thinking.......sorry...but this will be difficult to read....but...the metric system...does not make you immortal.....it has lied to you...return to the light...before its to late....return to the Imperial system......I mean HECK...its better....I mean they called it IMPERIAL for a reason

 

[Wu Wei]

What's the thing with cups? My cups are different sizes

 

[ChristineM]

So an American recipe states 1 cup of flour it can be anything from 8oz to 16oz??

That makes sense

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You do realize....actually you probably don't...that false profit the Metric system has twisted your thinking.......sorry...but this will be difficult to read....but...the metric system...does not make you immortal.....it has lied to you...return to the light...before its to late....return to the Imperial system......I mean HECK...its better....I mean they called it IMPERIAL for a reason

Imperials...like the Imperial legions of Rome. Nah. I'll pass. Imperials promise great things but bring oppression and the sword.
I'll stick to the simply promise of simplicity offered by the Metrics.

 

[ChristineM]

I mean they called it IMPERIAL for a reason

Yeah, you were part of the british empire

 

[Wu Wei]

So an American recipe states 1 cup of flour it can be anything from 8oz to 16oz??

That makes sense

No, 1 cup of flour is 8oz...2 cups is 16oz.....3 cups is 24oz....see how easy that is......no need for all this grams, lites and meters stuff......a simple cup that is all