The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Dan From Smithville]

lets not, why ruin chocolate, vanilla and maple syrup

Are you trying to tell us that you do not care for bacon?

 

[ChristineM]

it was....and it was awful.....can't stand the vile stuff

Shame on you

 

[sun rise]

 

[ChristineM]

Its been a good day, full of humour.

First we had the radio cat...

And now, chatting with a friend.

On monday morning she went to her car... Not there... it's always in the same place, but not today. She glanced around, no sign, walked around the village, nowhere to be seen. Must be stolen so she phoned the police who sent a patrol of 3 officers, gave them her report. Away they went and circulated the description.

It was found today, in the car park where she left it, outside the club she went to on Sunday night .

 

[Revoltingest]

Yup, figured that out..... over $700...not going there....unless I buy a tractor trailer, then maybe

Dang....they must've gone up.
But I'll never buy another without a truck
routing option that can be disabled.

Now I plan to get a dash cam.
I'm paranoid.

 

[sun rise]

It was found today, in the car park where she left it, outside the club she went to on Sunday night .

Either it was one heck of a party or she ingested something beyond alcohol.

 

[Revoltingest]

TO all you bacon pushers...... I tried a small piece , a very small piece, of bacon this morning at the breakfast buffet.... I still have a cough...my knee is still not great and I still HATE the vile filth...

but my quest to have the vile greasy slab of carcinogenic coronary inducing filth abolished for the face of the earth has been renewed...

DOWN WITH BACON!!!!!
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And for the record...so far...there just ain't enough tea on the planet to get the vile taste and feel of bacon out of my mouth​

For denial to be so vehement,
you must've really enjoyed it.

 

[ChristineM]

Either it was one heck of a party or she ingested something beyond alcohol.

I didn't ask, the club is not known as a wild place to be. So i assume she imbibed a little too much... How she got home is a mystery but beats driving in that condition

 

[Revoltingest]

I returned a wrench to Menards today,
& got a different one. Oh...I also bought
(2) 8' 2x4s. Prices have come down a lot.

 

[ChristineM]

I returned a wrench to Menards today,
& got a different one. Oh...I also bought
(2) 8' 2x4s. Prices have come down a lot.

My goodness gracious me, that is fascinating.

 

[sun rise]

I'm paranoid.

You know of course that we're really out to get you. And even a tinfoil hat won't save you because we've embedded nanites in all the tinfoil.

 

[Revoltingest]

You know of course that we're really out to get you. And even a tinfoil hat won't save you because we've embedded nanites in all the tinfoil.

I've seen you drive sleepy.
That's dangerous.

 

[ChristineM]

.
Now I plan to get a dash cam.
I'm paranoid.

Get one that records front and rear because you just never know where the next idiot is coming from

And really paranoid peeps have cameras recording sides and in case of space aliens, above too. One underneath will ensure the drains etc are covered to. No chance of them getting to you then

And i do a great line in guaranteed nanite free aluminium foil hats if you are interested

 

[Revoltingest]

Get one that records front and rear because you just never know where the next iduot is coming from

And really paranoid peeps have cameras recording sides and in case of space aliens, above too. One underneath will ensure the drains etc are covered to. No chance of them getting to you then

And i do a great line in nanite free aluminium foil hats if you are interested

I'm doing just the front.

 

[ChristineM]

I'm doing just the front.

Not a real paranoid then.

And really, the back view also makes sense if you think about it

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I've seen you drive sleepy.
That's dangerous.

He done gone r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

 

[Revoltingest]

Not a real paranoid then.

And really, the back view also makes sense if you think about it

I did think about it.
Rear view seems less useful.
Why do you think it's best?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I slept for 12 hours.
That totally wrecked my day.

 

[sun rise]

Computer model:

Nearly 200 million in U.S. under heat advisories, warnings as two heat domes form

 

[Viker]

How many cars can you run off the highway before Smokey comes for you?