Um, you smell like mustard! And your arguments are dumb!
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Um, you smell like mustard! And your arguments are dumb!
If you really want to attract the weirdos try walking around with a 600mm lens. I've been threatened several times, had the cops called on me once but the absolute worst are the photography experts who follow you about telling you what you're doing wrong.
They are made out of mustard. I have condiment issues.
Lens envy?
I am a novice at the photography, but I know several guys in a local natural history group that could probably relate to some of what you are describing. I have been out with them on a few excursions that were untroubled, but they get out far more than I do. Plus, I am more interested in macro photography these days. Don't have to carry such a large lens.
I'm not sure why but a long lens is a weirdo attractant and the first question is always... are you taking photos?
I think you need more bird pictures.
That's hilarious. Have you come up with a knockout response?
Are you a murder picture taker guy too?
Among the many jobs I have held, I was once a park naturalist and got very good at identifying animals from the wacky, vague descriptions that people would provide.
I just grunt in a non committal way hoping they'll go but I've often wanted to say "no, I'm carrying 2kg of lens around for exercise you moron".
You could always tell them that you just like to look through it backwards and make things that are close to you look really far away.
No. I'm not taking pictures. I'm putting them back.
I get a lot of interest when I am out collecting insects. Mostly, it is pretty positive. I did get stopped for speeding one night and the officer shined his light into my car at what I am sure he thought was drug paraphernalia. His response was, "Are those bugs in there?" I laughed and explained what I was doing. He let me go with a warning.
I died!! That’s too good
Humorous and informative.
Thank you.
The yuga (ages) certainly is. By some calculations, we are at the very end of a great dark (kali/iron) age at the very end of Brahma's 50'th year (an incomprehensibly long time - more than the age of the universe). The age following is a golden (sat) yuga.
I can't find a source online as to the role of women in this golden age, but it's clear that one of the most dramatic social/economic changes in my life has been in the role of women.When I was in college, there was one woman in my chemistry program, for example. Now my doctor is female, my dentist is female, our dog's vet is female and so forth. The changes keep coming in spite of those who try to hold women back.
This is a special device that looks like a camera. In reality it captures souls. Here, let me add yours to my collection (followed by evil cackle).
Well, hopefully it is a time without any sex or gender at a fundamental social and economic advantage over any other; that’d be best. Alas, as a skeptic of Hinduism, it’s my belief that we’ll have to get there ourselves.