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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I have to take the new car for its first service today

Service has so many meanings: community service, religious service and auto maintenance. So what prayer over your car is recited to ensure smooth and trouble free operation?
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
Service has so many meanings: community service, religious service and auto maintenance. So what prayer over your car is recited to ensure smooth and trouble free operation?

I'm thinking a Worimi (the traditional owners of the land I mostly drive on) dreaming song would be appropriate.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
My knee is cold
Here - this will warm it up

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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
first, DANG you're mean.....that's just plain nasty...wanting to burn my knee........besides it didn't work, knee is still cold
You just assumed I meant for you to apply the torch full bore onto your knee. That was not in the words I used. I could easily have meant to bring the torch closer and closer until it had the desired effect. If a direct application of the flame to your knee was ineffectual, then it's hopeless.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
You just assumed I meant for you to apply the torch full bore onto your knee. That was not in the words I used. I could easily have meant to bring the torch closer and closer until it had the desired effect. If a direct application of the flame to your knee was ineffectual, then it's hopeless.

That might have been what you meant...but it wasn't...you wanted me to burn my knee.... I know you did....big meanie
 

John53

I go leaps and bounds
Premium Member
While I was waiting for the car I walked to a lagoon to take some photos and fill in some time, there was a fat pig there eating his MacDonalds breakfast and when he went he left all the rubbish sitting on the picnic table so I threw it in the bin which was about 5 meters away. When I went back to get the car he was sitting in the waiting room so I said don't bother going back to get your rubbish it's in the bin... he didn't even look at me. I hate people -.-
 
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