That's why God invented knee pads. It's one of the commandments not present in today's apocrypha - "Thou shalt use knee pads. To not use them is to refuse My Blessings"
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That's why God invented knee pads. It's one of the commandments not present in today's apocrypha - "Thou shalt use knee pads. To not use them is to refuse My Blessings"
David is much at fault for not including them in the Psalms, but maybe I'm just a poor student of scripture.
A cleaning gal I once used actually preferred to clean floors that way.
You were lucky to find such a mutant. She probably weighed only two ounces or had no legs or something.
No, she's above average height.
Not a waif.
What happens when cops of color pull over white folk?
She was lying, then. Maybe it was to herself and to her knees.
Understandable.
Or some women just like to be down on all fours.
Or they get paid better that way.
Not from me.Or they get paid better that way.
I pay for cleanliness....not for the view.
Random, miscellaneous and theological - a trifecta post
Incorrect
Ocean dwelling creatures require a certain level of salt in the water. Adding 80 times more fresh water to the ocean would have diluted the ocean beyond tolerable levels.
I am eating a random meaningless bowl of muesli.
Science in THIS thread. You deserve this rejoinder
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I'm glad things have changed.
I don't need staff bothering me on a trip.
I don't need staff bothering me on a trip.
Science in THIS thread. You deserve this rejoinder
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Twaz simply a random meaningless counter of your theology, logic and maths post.
I'm glad things have changed.
I don't need staff bothering me on a trip.
Never seen a Spanish blonde... I have seen blonde Italians but never blonde Spaniards.
They're common in the media.
A neighbor is Mexican Ameristanian, & she's blonde.
Plus, people do dye hair....it's true!
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