The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[The Sum of Awe]

You assumed wrong.
One should understand contracts before signing.

Yeah, yeah. I get it, I'm an adult I gotta be responstable now.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

You assumed wrong.
One should understand contracts before signing.

Nah, I do understand though. I'm not really mad at the landlords about it, and I was exaggerating when I called it a ripoff. Just kinda sarcastically venting my frustrations.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Stevicus]

Man who 'hasn't stopped farting for five years' sues food stall for £200k over ham roll - Daily Star

A dad is suing a food stall for £200,000 as he claims he hasn't stopped farting since heating a ham sandwich five years ago.

Tyrone Prades, 46, bought the sandwich in December 2017 during a visit to the Birmingham Christmas market with his wife and kids.

His lawyers told the High Court that he suffered stomach cramps, fever, vomiting and diarrhoea within hours eating it.

He claims to have been bedridden for five weeks with salmonella.

The lawyers added that Prades has had regular and uncontrollable flatulence ever since, embarrassing him in public and waking him up at night.

While I've been mostly aware of the differences between U.S. spellings of words and British spellings, I had never seen the British spelling "diarrhoea."

Of course, I never could quite get the American spelling right either. But no matter how one spells it, it's not a fun thing to get.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[sun rise]

Poor Donner - stuck with Blitzen

 

[Revoltingest]

Santa & his reindeer get in trouble....

Spoiler: One slightly bad word

 

[Stevicus]

 

[ChristineM]

Tiz the last lap of the Tour de France.

If anyone is interested

 

[Revoltingest]

Tiz the last lap of the Tour de France.

If anyone is interested

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[ChristineM]

zzzZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZzzzzz.....

I knew you'd say something like that;-)

 

[Revoltingest]

I knew you'd say something like that;-)

I knew that you knew.

 

[ChristineM]

I knew that you knew.

So predictable

 

[Revoltingest]

So predictable

I knew you'd say that.
I know what you'll post next.
Let's see.

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[ChristineM]

I knew you'd say that.
I know what you'll post next.
Let's see.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Those lesser weenie Red Shirts need to quit complaining and take a lesson from Scotty.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

View attachment 64790 Man who 'hasn't stopped farting for five years' sues food stall for £200k over ham roll - Daily Star





While I've been mostly aware of the differences between U.S. spellings of words and British spellings, I had never seen the British spelling "diarrhoea."

Of course, I never could quite get the American spelling right either. But no matter how one spells it, it's not a fun thing to get.

I just learned last night English added an a to end of Valhall.