I feel like making a couple of odd announcements that have happened to me today. First it not pleasant, so if yuckyness doesn't do you and favours then skip to the second which is to me, just weird, tasty but weird.
First is an insect bite that happened on Wednesday. Common enough occurrence when i forgot to use repellent. Today what was a small, hard irritating bump changed track. It began to look like a zit with its sicky yellow dome. Throughout the day it got bigger and became more than an irritation, it was getting painful. This evening, while pulling off my shorts to take a shower i caught it and let out a yelp as it burst and fired a stream of yellow puss across out bathroom. All irritation and pain gone, now, if it wasn't for the small crater at the site of the bite i wouldn't know it had happened.