The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

What's the difference between a zoo and jail?

The price charged visitors.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My knees are hating me, and had me hurting enough I couldn't sleep.

 

[Revoltingest]

My knees are hating me, and had me hurting enough I couldn't sleep.

Have you considered replacing or fusing them?
The last option leads to an awkward gait, but
I've seen it done, & it works. Think of it as a
last resort.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Checking out Juggalo Champion**** [not a typo) Wrestling, I'm surprised they got the legends like Jake Roberts, Scott Hall, Brutus Beefcake, Greg Valentine and Tito Santana. This is more up Mick Foley and Terry Funk's alley.
Fun fact, Mick Foley and Terry Funk are both from Indiana. The corn fumes made them nuts and turned them into some of the craziest wrestlers out there.
Ergo don't let your kids be born in Indiana. Axl Rose and Michael Jackson are also crazy Hoosiers, the bassist from Iced Earth (he was a part of the insurrection) he's not any more sane.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Have you considered replacing or fusing them?
The last option leads to an awkward gait, but
I've seen it done, & it works. Think of it as a
last resort.

I've been trying to get them replaced for years. I know there are doctors out there who will do it for people younger than me, but I always keep getting told I'm too young.

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

You live in a zoo?
In NYC?

No ya prevaricating purveyor pretense

Oh and before I forget to ask.....

 

[Wu Wei]

Heck even birds in Australia want to kill you

 

[sun rise]

 

[sun rise]

For @Wu Wei

 

[Revoltingest]

I've been trying to get them replaced for years. I know there are doctors out there who will do it for people younger than me, but I always keep getting told I'm too young.

Who would pay for your knees?
Could you afford one replaced, & one fused.

No ya prevaricating purveyor pretense

Oh and before I forget to ask.....

Your grammar could be better,
but you finally alliterated.
Bravo, Booboo Bear!

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Who would pay for your knees?

A bunch of Californian potheads.
Hear that, @sun rise? Toke up because I need new knees! Those taxes won't find their own way there.

 

[sun rise]

A bunch of Californian potheads.
Hear that, @sun rise? Toke up because I need new knees! Those taxes won't find their own way there.

I quit many many decades ago because it was either staying a dope by using dope or wising up and getting on with everything else in my life.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I quit many many decades ago because it was either staying a dope by using dope or wising up and getting on with everything else in my life.

I didn't say abuse it and stay stoned. Like alcohol. Moderation, silly doggy.

 

[Wu Wei]

Who would pay for your knees?
Could you afford one replaced, & one fused.

Your grammar could be better,
but you finally alliterated.
Bravo, Booboo Bear!

talk to the paw

 

[Wu Wei]

If you want to live life on your own terms
You gotta be willing to crash and burn

 

[Stonetree]

I'm assuming it was your leg... best thing is to straighten the leg and if you can pull your toes forward with the heel of your other leg or if you're more limber and less rotund than me sit up and do it with your hands.

I pull my sweet toes toward my head...........John, wasn't that how you won a medal at an Australian Zoo?

 

[John53]

I pull my sweet toes toward my head...........John, wasn't that how you won a medal at an Australian Zoo?

Are you on or off your meds?

 

[Wu Wei]

My beard grows down to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my bare,
And down the road I goes.
- Shel Silverstein

 

[sun rise]