The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Revoltingest]

Actually I ate the pie....apple pie.....homemade apple pie....and you...get....NONE OF IT!!!!

I'm fresh out of movie quotes to alter for you.

 

[Revoltingest]

If I was a plastic surgeon I just might move to California...Does the pooch get a face lift just to take his walks?

Every person & pet in Californiastan gets plastic surgery,
spiritual counseling, high colonics, & kale massages.

 

[sun rise]

Ugh...big corporations...you should evict'm all.
Democrats tell me they don't pay taxes anyway.
And that they don't create jobs.

It's not political. There are real numbers about what they do and don't pay. But then again, unlike some, I'm focused on facts not on making things political that aren't.

 

[sun rise]

Every person & pet in Californiastan gets plastic surgery,
spiritual counseling, high colonics, & kale massages.

No bitee on trolle.

 

[Revoltingest]

....I'm focused on facts not on making things political that aren't.

Then what on Earth are you doing here at RF?

 

[Revoltingest]

No bitee on trolle.

BTW, nice jowel lift there.
It makes you look 30 (in dog years).

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Ugh...big corporations...you should evict'm all.
Democrats tell me they don't pay taxes anyway.
And that they don't create jobs.

Quite a few of them owe Uncle Sam what I do. Some even get a refund despite huge profits.
And NIMBYs are indeed a plague here.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

My proposed new definition of a NIMBY:
Richie jackwad who would or has called the cops over a statue of a homeless Jesus.

 

[Wu Wei]

I haven't been around corn fumes in a lomg time. I've also been way more not stoned than I have been in a long time, meaning my thoughts are flying, raging and extremely bored.
And you haven't begun to see the things I need help for. My stories overall rarely have more than a few survivors, the horror is maximized, nothing is off limits and I want people feeling disturbed reading my stuff (probably why I've only had a handful of very minor publications). And the influences broad and varied, but Revoltingest definitely isn't one. He's Scottish. I'm Irish. It can't be.
This is just the rarely seen insane in the membrane side.

Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
Don't you know I'm loco?

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm fresh out of movie quotes to alter for you.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Still working on the notable members achievement. I'm close...within 2000 posts.

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm not working on anything but a cup of tea

 

[Revoltingest]

Still working on the notable members achievement. I'm close...within 2000 posts.

Wow!
Just 2000 more posts, & you'll be the least notable notable member.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Who you trying to get crazy with ése?
Don't you know I'm loco?

Just loco? Is that all? Guys I run with have a reputation for being able to eat a monopoly and crap out connect four.
Just loco? The women in my pack are called Outhouse *****es.
You've got a long ways to go. Loco is just starting to shed the dysfunction of being normal.

 

[Stevicus]

Still working on the notable members achievement. I'm close...within 2000 posts.

 

[Wu Wei]

Just loco? Is that all? Guys I run with have a reputation for being able to eat a monopoly and crap out connect four.
Just loco? The women in my pack are called Outhouse *****es.
You've got a long ways to go. Loco is just starting to shed the dysfunction of being normal.

So you don't even know the song you referenced.....sinful...just sinful

 

[sun rise]

The what on Earth are you doing here at RF?

I wonder that sometimes.

 

[Revoltingest]

I wonder that sometimes.

Obviously, it's for me & the repartee.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

So you don't even know the song you referenced.....sinful...just sinful

Song? Singular? Oh, you poor bear.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

@Revoltingest I was thinking back on something that adequately sums up my work attitude, a thought inspired by pondering at the tact it must take to be an interpreter. The brief moment I waa doing inventory here, there was one boss I had an issue with because he had an issue with me using my left hand. I'm among the best and fastest in at least five states, probably way more because I was really good at that job, I actually use both hands, so naturally I argued with him over it.
Moments after he left this one team leader approached me and started chatting with me. She's cool, I liked her, amd she is pretty chatty so I just chatted with her until I heard from jackwad "left hand." Since he's using a messenger, I said, my reply is left and right middle fingers. She just shrugged back at him and said I'm not doing it.
I've actually had a few managers I'd do just about anything for, but those aren't really stories. Except this one who was a bit arrogant and himself weird. He assigned me program 666 at stores. And I went to a concert with two others who were a couple (though they were peers rather than supervisors). Another one who was so awesome my brother even became friends with her when they met (and she's a very proud dyke--her own words and she out butches all but the most masculine of guys, who are just on par with her at that point--so friends is all they ever could be, lol).
But push me and I’ll push back. And often and mostly with other managers and coworkers liking me and siding with me.
Or, in a nutshell, a fairly typical profile of an anti-authority personality. But nerd lingo does it by saying I have a personality that overlaps Chaotic Good and Chaotic Nuetral alignments.