Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
@Revoltingest also, Ill compromise and wear a SW amulet if you want to buy me one. But it will stand for Snuff & Waistin, and I still won't be your sidekick. You're just not the right type of wierd or weird enough. You'd have to at least get a Phil Anselmo mohawk amd no less than a dozen piercings and two tattoos and I might consider it. And even then your existence probably just wont draw enough attention. You'd have to move to rural Indiana for many years and learn how to embrace the reject status that warps and transforms people. Just look at Michael Jackson and Ultimate Warrior. They were born there. Mick Foley? He was born there. I just grew up there so I was spared the worst. Or else I might have been like Axl Rose and join in the no show club with Warrior (Ultimate Warrior's legally chosen name). Or like John Cougar Mellencamp and never win against authority. Or like that guy from Iced Earth who was an insurrectionist for Trump.
You have to be a crazy of something between Terry Funk and Micheal Jackson.
Then it might happen.
You have to be a crazy of something between Terry Funk and Micheal Jackson.
Then it might happen.