The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

You ate them all?

HOW DARE YOU!!!!! I DON'T EAT HOSTAS!!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!! I DON'T EAT HOSTAS!!!!!!

Deer eat mine.
Would you eat those deer for me?

 

[Wu Wei]

I would never venture into the deep desert without being prepared, but I know that when it's hot and you're walking outside, all these cacti look like they're giving you the finger.

I don't trust organ pipe cactus..... they will sneak up on you and jump you.... 2 of them jumped me when I was there

 

[Wu Wei]

Deer eat mine.
Would you eat those deer for me?

ok...I see...... now I know how it is...so without further adieu......SHUT YER DING DANG PIE HOLE!!!!!

 

[Revoltingest]

Did someone say "pie"?

 

[ChristineM]

Did someone say "pie"?

Will goats cheese and epinard (spinach) tart do? Thats what I'm making at this ding dang moment

 

[Stevicus]

I'd just stop there. I don't belong in the desert anymore than these city slickers here belong off the main trails in the woods, lol.

 

[Wu Wei]

Did someone say "pie"?

oh...... so I made you cry...... GOOD....ya big baby

 

[Revoltingest]

Will goats cheese and epinard (spinach) tart do? Thats what I'm making at this ding dang moment

Works for me!

 

[Revoltingest]

oh...... so I made you cry...... GOOD....ya big baby

Not "cry"..."pie".
The words merely rhyme.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

Why are they only searching the black people's luggage?" They skipped searching every white person and only searched the belongings of black and Hispanic passengers.

You realize it's woke to question the racism of border patrol agents (and others)

 

[Revoltingest]

You realize it's woke to question the racism of border patrol agents (and others)

That's why I'm woke.

 

[Stevicus]

You realize it's woke to question the racism of border patrol agents (and others)

A lifetime of insomnia keeps me woke.

 

[Revoltingest]

A lifetime of insomnia keeps me woke.

Have you tried counting sheeple?

 

[sun rise]

A lifetime of insomnia keeps me woke.

Poke the woke bloke?

 

[Stevicus]

Woke bloke is one toke over the line.

 

[Stevicus]

Have you tried counting sheeple?

I tried, but they don't jump over the fence. Instead they just sit on it.

 

[Revoltingest]

I tried, but they don't jump over the fence. Instead they just sit on it.

Look at you!
Occasionally clever.
You earned a frube.

 

[Brickjectivity]

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