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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

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Wu Wei said:
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The Schwartz is weak in you.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

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Hopefully I can keep finding "review books" with Japanese like I have now for the beginner level. One such book I'm basically nearly almost done with as far as the content goes as I've been over it from other texts, but it's review and getting things reused and reinforced. And hopefully no one places a hold on these books until after I'm done with them. Out of all of them I have, the one I'm primarily working from I can't keep. One is my meh dictionary, one a grammar book I'm just now starting to be able to actually understand and the other one of the review books.
And all this study stuff is boring. It's pretty lame and boring. It's only nice playing an old Megaman game in Japanese and able to read some of it and confidently navigate the menus. And then it feels kind like of learning enough German to have an idea of what's going on in Rammstein songs. Only minus the shock of realizing how dark, disturbed and derranged the lyrics of Rammstein are.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

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And another note from my excessively exciting bore of a life, I'm having an issue of remembering what a kanji means but not how to pronounce it.
 
Stevicus

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Sweden officially declares ‘SEX’ as a sport, to organize ‘European Sex Championship’ | Bored Bat

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The first-ever sex tournament is set to take place early next week in Sweden, which has recognized sex as a sport. Named the European Sex Championship, the competition is scheduled to take place on June 8 under the supervision of the Swedish Sex Federation.

Participants in the championship will compete for six hours each day over the course of many weeks with individual ‘matches’ reportedly lasting 45 to 60 minutes. The competition will last several weeks and the competitors from different European countries will face off in 16 different disciplines to showcase their talents and abilities.
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The championship features a wide range of disciplines, including seduction, body massages, exploring erotic zones, prelude, oral sex, penetration, endurance, physical appearance, pose execution, creativity in position changes and the number of orgasms within a given time, artistic performance and pose transitions, and the capacity to raise blood pressure and heart rate during the competition.

Additional categories consist of the most exquisite and complicated position, the most creative communication as determined by a panel and spectators, the pair who exhibits the most activity, artistry in the Kamasutra, and popularity among the judges and viewers.

The competition is separated into three stages, with each level requiring a certain number of points in order to advance. Participants can earn between 5 and 10 points in each discipline, which is decided by a mix of public votes and a panel of five judges.

COMPETITORS OF ANY GENDER OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION WELCOMED​

The European Sex Championship values diversity and accepts competitors of any gender or sexual orientation. The organizers emphasise the potential strategic value of sexual orientation in this sport, which they hope may eventually be adopted by other European nations.

The organizer stated, “The incorporation of sexual orientation as a part of sporting tactics will be a groundbreaking development among European countries.”

The president of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, remarked that he hoped that sex will eventually be acknowledged as a sport. He highlighted the likelihood of sexual engagement to promote both physical and mental well-being and the need for training. He voiced, “Just like any other sport, achieving desired results in sex requires training. Therefore, it is only logical for people to start competing in this domain as well.”

He stressed the distinctive features of this sport, where the goal is to give the opponent great pleasure. In contrast to traditional sports, when losing often results in disappointment, the competitor’s success in this game is determined by their capacity to satisfy their partner.

Other sports may demoralise rivals, but sex as a sport seeks to make everyone as happy as possible. According to Bratych, “The more pleasure your partner experiences, the more points you earn.”

As per the Swedish Sex Federation, sex as a sport is a challenging activity that calls for inventiveness, emotional intelligence, physical health, and work capacity. The federation’s president asserted that the competition regulations will change over time in response to developments and demands.

A similar bizarre incident had drawn huge ire in 2021 when students of a Roman Catholic college in Minnesota in the US were caught organising ‘sex competitions’ on the campuses. Reportedly, a group of students from St. John’s University, an all-male university, launched a competition to see who could lure the maximum number of female students from their sister school, the College of St. Benedict, an all-female college, and have the most sexual encounters with them. The competition was organised by students living in Saint Patrick Hall of St. John’s University.

Hundreds of students had then attended an outdoor demonstration and sit-in organized by the College of St. Benedict’s Institute for Women’s Leadership to protest against the alleged competition.
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European Sex Championships. I wonder if it's going to be televised.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

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I've noticed some things where whoever translating something from Japanese to English have taken some creative stretches. And playing some games in Japanese with very little Kanji, it makes me shake my head even more seeing how American censors scrub out the tough guy character saying damn a whole bunch and a lot and have prudier clean stuff than a nation that's supposed to be, as the image goes, a bunch of rigid prudier than thou people who squeak because they're so clean.
 
Shadow Wolf

Shadow Wolf

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It's weird how stories of local hauntings develop. And weird. In Indiana, a specific oart of Mississenewa is said to be haunted. But large parts of that area aren't that old unless you go into the woods deeper than most. And why would the ghosties be there and not where the ruins of really old stone buildings are? Could it have anything to do with that reality that finding them requires one to literally stray far from the well beaten path with others requiring a boat to reach?
 
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