The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[We Never Know]

A suprised jumping spider

A mad jumping spider

 

[Revoltingest]

Canuckistanian scientists experiment with drugs & spiders.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

A suprised jumping spider
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A mad jumping spider
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A jumping me lunging for the anti-spider bazooka.

 

[Wu Wei]

another in the anti-spider arsenal

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Stevicus]

MSN

Las Vegas police officers investigated reports of two unknown entities falling from the sky on the same night in late April that a family reported something 'not human' in their backyard.

One officer drove to a home on the night of April 30 and interviewed the family who called 911 after making the sighting, according to body camera footage obtained by USA TODAY. One of the family members told the officer they saw “a big creature” that was “long, 10 feet tall.”

A nearby resident called 911 to report something “100% not human” on their property, local TV station 8 News Now reported. The station reported separate body camera footage of the glowing object flying in the sky.

About 40 minutes later, another man called 911 to report two unknown entities in his backyard after he and his family saw a similar object fall from of the sky, according to 8 News Now.

“There’s like an 8-foot person beside it and another one is inside us and it has big eyes and it’s looking at us and it’s still there,” the man said, according to the police dispatch audio posted by the TV channel. “In my backyard. I swear to God this is not a joke, this is actually — we’re terrified.”

he man described the creatures as large and somewhere between 8 to 10 feet tall and appearing like aliens with big mouths, big shiny eyes and added that “they’re 100% not human.”

The department investigated the property for days following the alleged paranormal incident before closing the case, the station reported.

I wonder if this is a prelude to an alien invasion. Perhaps some advanced alien race has finally heard our distress calls and have to come to help save humanity from itself.

 

[sun rise]

MSN

I wonder if this is a prelude to an alien invasion. Perhaps some advanced alien race has finally heard our distress calls and have to come to help save humanity from itself.

"It's a cookbook"

 

[Shadow Wolf]

This election might be interesting. If Desantis gets the Rep nomination Trump probably won't quit or back down and I see him running as a third party. Which would justbe giving the Dem nominee a golden ticket to the White House.
So, for the Party will Desantis step down and even VP for Trump to avert a disaster for the Reps?

 

[Wu Wei]

MSN

I wonder if this is a prelude to an alien invasion. Perhaps some advanced alien race has finally heard our distress calls and have to come to help save humanity from itself.

I know a police officer in Vegas, but he is not a patrol guy...maybe I'll ask him if he saw any aliens

 

[sun rise]

Next year's elections could be about to take an unexpected turn. Who are you going to vote for? Me?

 

[Wu Wei]

I use to always vote for Danger mouse... Penfold as VP...then I realized he is British and can't be president...

so I switched and these days I generally vote for Bugs Bunny

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[We Never Know]

I recently got an award for being out standing in my field..........

 

[Wu Wei]

I recently got an award for being out standing in my field..........

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Sure you're not in Left Field

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Next year's elections could be about to take an unexpected turn. Who are you going to vote for? Me?

At this point I'll just role a dice to decide if I vote for the eligible members of Megadeth (a couple are Canadian), Weird Al, Eminem, Steve Perry, Joan Jett or ICP.
Probably ICP because a President Violent J and Vice President Shaggy 2 Dope would massively disempower those Trump has empowered, as well as empowering the poor in ways history rarely sees, and Washington amd America really never would be the same again.

 

[We Never Know]

Sure you're not in Left Field
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The back 40

 

[We Never Know]

A jumping me lunging for the anti-spider bazooka.

.Btw, none of these photos are edited. The first two are from google and my daughters sent me this one last night which started it all lol


A happy jumping spider because it has dinner

 

[sun rise]

 

[Wu Wei]

and a Can-AM Spyder R3 too

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Say men and women can pee in the same toilet and some people will eternally think you said urinals are sexists.
It's the internet so it's no joke.