Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Isn't it..
Keyboard Missing, press any key to continue.
I like the one our techie put on the autodesk maya installer
Press any key to continue.
User presses a key.
Screen response...
OH NO, NOT THAT ONE.
Nope, it was "keyboard error, press any key to continue".... it is an actual error I have come across 3 times in my long years in IT