The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Worse than racist - judging character and intelligence by appearance.

you know one should never assume.... I will not fix it because he has it in water...

 

[Stevicus]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/21/uk/cadbury-creme-eggs-thief-jailed-scli-gbr-intl/index.html

CNN —
A man dubbed “the Easter bunny” by police has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for stealing 200,000 chocolate eggs.

On February 11, 32-year-old Joby Pool stole £31,000 ($40,000) worth of Cadbury Creme Eggs, after breaking into an industrial unit and making off with the haul in a stolen truck, the PA Media news agency reported.

Somebody must have egged him on. But it was no yolk.

 

[sun rise]

Good dog.

 

[Revoltingest]

 

[Wu Wei]

That was interesting...for about 30 seconds.....

 

[Revoltingest]

That was interesting...for about 30 seconds.....

You're not a gearhead.
So 30 seconds is a victory for you.

 

[Wu Wei]

You're not a gearhead.
So 30 seconds is a victory for you.

That was interesting for about a nanosecond

 

[Revoltingest]

That was interesting for about a nanosecond

Another victory for the bear!

 

[Wu Wei]

Another victory for the bear!

 

[Revoltingest]

So many victories that you're now inured to them, eh.

 

[sun rise]

Sometimes apparent victories (and defeats) seem random and virtually meaningless.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

With so many Klingon men and only one woman, how is that a victory?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I didn't know you cared and wanted to help with my problem falling a sleep.

 

[sun rise]

I bought tea from a British import shop some time ago. Now this is what they want to sell me? Only the Brits could think that mushy peas are edible.

 

[Mock Turtle]

I bought tea from a British import shop some time ago. Now this is what they want to sell me? Only the Brits could think that mushy peas are edible.

Normal peas are so hard to eat for us old folk.

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Thanks to Reddit, a question: An army of your username is launching a full scale attack on Earth. How screwed are we?

An army of sleeping women.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

for mine, an army that keeps getting reincarnated...

 

[ChristineM]

I bought tea from a British import shop some time ago. Now this is what they want to sell me? Only the Brits could think that mushy peas are edible.

I do miss my weekly (Friday night) fish (haddock or cod), chips (fries to you) and mushy peas. It was a treat worth savouring.

 

[sun rise]

I was thinking of quitting Quora, but then I read this

Am I a demon?

Yes.

I tend to be more low key about it, but being asked about it outright is actually somewhat refreshing.

The last centuries, things have really gone downhill for me. I miss being able to shed my human skin and fly around terrorizing any living person I would come across without being filmed by someone and having it posted to YouTube as though I were their digital artwork. Or without being mistaken for a commercial drone and not inducing any terror. At ALL.

Cities are really dense. They are filled with so many delicious humans to eat or deceive. But I seriously can’t STAND how expensive your housing has gotten. It’s like, with gentrification, it’s too expensive to buy a place big enough to hoard gold to actually hoard gold IN.

And suburban areas? You really need to repair your infrastructure. I can’t eat you or even feed off of your dreams for a snack if you sit in traffic for hours both ways commuting and only get a few hours of sleep.

And everyone eats SO much processed food. Seriously. Even if I get to eat one of you, you’ve been eating all of that and you go straight to my hips: Demons are not body positive and you also spike my sugar sometimes. I would be less cranky if you would eat organic and low sugar or vegan before I eviscerated your entrails. But when you do you leave me hungry an hour later. It’s frankly inconsiderate.

Thank you for asking.

I ate my therapist.