The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[The Sum of Awe]

It’s 4 in the morning and it’s starting to rain. Realize my car windows are down. Good thing I’m awake.

Go out to roll them up, realize my keys have been in the ignition for two days. Battery is dead. Great. What now?

Hear some activity at my next door neighbor’s house. Go over there. As I approach the door it lightnings and cracks a thunder. Knock, knock, knock.

Teens inside start screaming exaggeratively. “Who is it?” “Don’t answer it!” “That’s ****ing scary as ****”

They answer. None of them have a car. No parents home. I resort to shutting towels in my car doors. It’s downpouring now so i don’t think the towels will get it all. But better than nothing.

Well, at least i got to scare some kids. That was fun.

 

[Revoltingest]

Teens inside start screaming exaggeratively. “Who is it?” “Don’t answer it!” “That’s f-ing scary as f-“

To adhere to the rules, that should be
******* scary as ****
Partial masking isn't allowed.

 

[The Sum of Awe]

To adhere to the rules, that should be
******* scary as ****
Partial masking isn't allowed.

Edited

 

[Revoltingest]

Edited

Better.
I don't know if keeping the "ing" works.
But it looks good to me.

 

[We Never Know]

It’s 4 in the morning and it’s starting to rain. Realize my car windows are down. Good thing I’m awake.

Go out to roll them up, realize my keys have been in the ignition for two days. Battery is dead. Great. What now?

Hear some activity at my next door neighbor’s house. Go over there. As I approach the door it lightnings and cracks a thunder. Knock, knock, knock.

Teens inside start screaming exaggeratively. “Who is it?” “Don’t answer it!” “That’s ****ing scary as ****”

They answer. None of them have a car. No parents home. I resort to shutting towels in my car doors. It’s downpouring now so i don’t think the towels will get it all. But better than nothing.

Well, at least i got to scare some kids. That was fun.

Battery dead from keys being in them ignition?

I'm assuming you hadn't turned it all the way off.

Depending on how much rain got past the towels, with this heat if cloth seats they should dry in a day or so.

 

[Wu Wei]

You should say it quietly.

WHAT? Speak up, I can't hear you

 

[Wu Wei]

No, get it right! It goes
1 David Tennant
2 Tom Baker
3a Matt Smith
3b Peter Capaldi
And with the inclusion of sexiness as a factor my scale is more thorough and complete. And simple as "sexy" amd "the Doctor" usually don't gi hand in hand.

That's just wrong, in so many ways......

 

[Wu Wei]

No!!!
RELEASE THE SLAYER FANS!!!

I ain't deef, use your inside voice..... sheesh

 

[Revoltingest]

Dr Who is a show for girls.

 

[Wu Wei]

Dr Who is a show for girls.

that's just wrong, in so many ways.... not as in as many ways as @Shadow Wolf is wrong....but still wrong

 

[Revoltingest]

that's just wrong, in so many ways.... not as in as many ways as @Shadow Wolf is wrong....but still wrong

I notice only girls praising it.
And it's out of lust for the pencil necked Doctor.

 

[Stevicus]

Walker, Texas Ranger is a show for men.

 

[Revoltingest]

Walker, Texas Ranger is a show for men.

Men entertained by poor acting in lousy
stories designed to sell them dolls.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[sun rise]

Chest pounding by a few guys who have (I better not write it). Typical.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Chest pounding by a few guys who have (I better not write it). Typical.

SPS?

(Also called 'Small Man Syndrome' in polite company)

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I notice only girls praising it.
And it's out of lust for the pencil necked Doctor.

I also like it for the Daleks. True they are basically tentacled space Nazis made worse, but they are among TVs finest **** talkers.
Dalek: You are superior in only one respect.
Cyberman: What is that?
Dalek: You are better at dying!
(where's that green, cheesy grin smiley when you need it?)

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Better.
I don't know if keeping the "ing" works.
But it looks good to me.

That's how the censor does it.
You watch that ****ing movie yet?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Walker, Texas Ranger is a show for men.

I have heard the remake is better largely because it has actual depth amd substance and isn't simplified to crystal clear differences between simple good guy and bad guy. And the new guy playinf Walker, at least in Supernatural he's more handsome than Bruce Lee's personal punching bag.