The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineM]

So this fantasy pick-a-nick you have imagined ...that you think is real..... what color is the sky in that world and are there any piñata involved

No good trying to get out of the fact that you scare children to pinch (inspect) their picnic baskets

 

[Wu Wei]

No good trying to get out of the fact that you scare children to pinch (inspect) their picnic baskets

Did not scare children to pinch a pick-a-nick basket...it is not my intent to scare them.... how many times must I explain this.... they show up for a pick-a-nick....in my backyard...without permission...so I mosey on over to check out whats going on....they see me...and then RUDELY get up and run away screaming BEAR!!!!!

What am I supposed to do...leave all that food in my backyard to attract other critters and bugs.... I'm just cleaning up after they irresponsibly left their mess behind

 

[ChristineM]

Did not scare children to pinch a pick-a-nick basket...it is not my intent to scare them.... how many times must I explain this.... they show up for a pick-a-nick....in my backyard...without permission...so I mosey on over to check out whats going on....they see me...and then RUDELY get up and run away screaming BEAR!!!!!

What am I supposed to do...leave all that food in my backyard to attract other critters and bugs.... I'm just cleaning up after they irresponsibly left their mess behind

Wow, that sounds almost funnymentalist bear speak

 

[Wu Wei]

Wow, that sounds almost funnymentalist bear speak

Bear logic sounds that way often to illogical humans....

 

[ChristineM]

Bear logic sounds that way often to illogical humans....

That explains much, funnymentalist bear logic

 

[Wu Wei]

That explains much, funnymentalist bear logic

I'm sensing sarcasm here.....

 

[ChristineM]

I'm sensing sarcasm here.....

 

[Wu Wei]

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Yes, I was...but I guess I was wrong

 

[ChristineM]

Yes, I was...but I guess I was wrong

Wrong, bears wrong? Never

 

[sun rise]

So why did that make me think of Yakov Smirnoff

You would like a drink?

 

[Wu Wei]

Wrong, bears wrong? Never

EXACTLY!!!! Now you understand

 

[Wu Wei]

You would like a drink?

No, I think it was the yoctosecond

 

[ChristineM]

EXACTLY!!!! Now you understand

Your teeth need some dental work

 

[Wu Wei]

Your teeth need some dental work

Tea drinker

 

[ChristineM]

Tea drinker

Well then a session or few with a dental hygienist is called for

 

[Wu Wei]

Well then a session or few with a dental hygienist is called for

eventually.... ever hear of a dentist that will do a cleaning on a kodiak bear...or for that matter have a dental chair that the bear will fit in and not crush

 

[Stonetree]

So it's 3 now.

 

[Stonetree]

(Little Billy had a bad day.....I took him for a quarter)

 

[Wu Wei]

I want to take a nap
Waiting for workmen to arrive
gave me a very succinct appointment time
between 2pm.......and.......6pm.........

 

[Wu Wei]

(Little Billy had a bad day.....I took him for a quarter)