The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[ChristineM]

My people stabbing teacher apparently taught me very well because one of the managers, who apparently I'm told doesn't give such compliments often, was impressed with my painless work.

You obviously are not trying hard enough;-)

 

[sun rise]

I did not try very hard to pick up all the leaves the tree in our front yard has dropped because most are still on the tree. I expect that to change if we get rain tomorrow as forecast.

 

[Revoltingest]

I leave leaves in the yard.
What me rake?

 

[Wu Wei]

I leave leaves in the yard.
What me rake?

Oh REALLY...

I have proof to the contrary

 

[Stonetree]

My people stabbing teacher apparently taught me very well because one of the managers, who apparently I'm told doesn't give such compliments often, was impressed with my painless work.

Aha....Patients dead.......but they died happy....... American Phlebotomists Want You!

 

[sun rise]

I leave leaves in the yard.
What me rake?

Raking leaves on a path is different than raking leaves in a yard.

 

[Revoltingest]

Oh REALLY...

I have proof to the contrary

You don't see any leaves there.
I'm just raking nothing for the sake of raking.

 

[sun rise]

You don't see any leaves there.
I'm just raking nothing for the sake of raking.

 

[Revoltingest]

Ya dinna see me rake those leaves, did ya!

 

[sun rise]

Ya dinna see me rake those leaves, did ya!

This is not a court of law.

 

[Stonetree]

Ya dinna see me rake those leaves, did ya!

Why don't you get a real job, ya bum!

 

[Stevicus]

This is not a court of law.

That's true, but this is a quart of slaw:

 

[sun rise]

Draw and quarter time.

 

[Wu Wei]

You don't see any leaves there.
I'm just raking nothing for the sake of raking.

And for crying out loud, put yer ding dang skirt on you reprobate

 

[Wu Wei]

Well..... I'd really like to have a cup of tea...or coffee... and just sit here watching it snow..... but I have to go to work, and due to the gastritis stuff....Mrs Wu would yell at me if I got myself a cup of tea...or coffee..... so I guess it is best toget up and get ready and go to.......dare I say it.....go to........work

 

[Brickjectivity]

Job interview on Monday. No big deal.

 

[Revoltingest]

This is not a court of law.

This is a court of jesters, Rover!

 

[Revoltingest]

Why don't you get a real job, ya bum!

I don't want one

 

[Revoltingest]

And for crying out loud, put yer ding dang skirt on you reprobate

Just be thankful for the tighty whities.

 

[Wu Wei]