It seems you've found your calling - stabbing people, getting praised for it and being given money as well.
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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!
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Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I think it's having so many Juggalos and Jugalletes in my life since it moved beyond Detroit rubbed off on me, and becoming one myself unlocked a magical set of Jugallete superpowers. One of those is stabbing people but it doesn't hurt.
I should see if I can make @Revoltingest into something undead. Stab him, make him bleed out, but he doesn't notice and he ends up not dying due to his Scottishness not stopping.
That sounds like an excellent idea.
I've been stabbed & bled a few times this year.
Adventures in health care.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Uh oh.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
But were you stabbed and bled out by a magical juggalette?
He should be so lucky.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
if he doesn't answer....then probably
Have fun
Given your body, I suggest a fast walk instead.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
That's just mean...... true....but mean
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
He does live in the birth state of the juggalos. But there aren't many. And our magical abilities vary. Chewing on nails and spitting out quarters is one. Some guys brag they can eat a Monopoly and crap out a Connect Four.
Mine is stabbing people and them not feeling a thing so I want to see if this let's me create undead things and I feel @Revoltingest is an ideal test subject.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
So, today at my group of fellow heathens who evicted Jesus from their hearts, the only guy in the group was the only not talking about the show Metalocalypse or the death metal band its about, Dethklok. Nor did he partake of the pro wrestling conversations.
I learned the real Mark Callaway sounds absolutely nothing like the Undertaker when he talks. And I definitely don't sound Texan. He does. I don't.
I learned the real Mark Callaway sounds absolutely nothing like the Undertaker when he talks. And I definitely don't sound Texan. He does. I don't.
Just ordinary humans.
