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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
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I'll go get dinner in a couple of minutes but will keep this in mind. After all, the choice is between holy and holey. Or is it wholly.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
SURPRISE!!!! It snowed..... rain was predicted..... but it is only a couple of inches and the high today will be 40 and the predicted highs all week are above freezing..... so I AIN'T shoveling yet
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
you folks need to quit bothering me......I have stuff to do this morning, I have to shut this computer off and get out of here or I will be late
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
This is not an exaggeration.....

My day
Work from home, all is calm
Go out to do some work in the garage
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
Cell phone rings, its Mrs Wu
She asks me to go back in and get something to send to here
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
I go out side to replace the outdoor thermometer
Try ant take thermometer out of bracket
It is stuck
Go back to garage, yup you guessed it, phone is ringing
I ignore it
Cell phone rings, a carpet we ordered will not be in until late January
Cancel order
Go outside again with more tools to take out thermometer
Thermometer fell out while I ws away and lays broken on the deck
Clean up broken thermometer
Try take out screws holding bracket to the wall
Screws are stuck and will not come out
OK..there is room for the new bracket for new thermometer
Take new thermometer out if box
Screws fall out...have to look for them
find them
Go get wireless drill
Wireless drill needs to be charged
I give up, go in house, get lunch...
there is always Friday
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
This is not an exaggeration.....

My day
Work from home, all is calm
Go out to do some work in the garage
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
Cell phone rings, its Mrs Wu
She asks me to go back in and get something to send to here
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
I go out side to replace the outdoor thermometer
Try ant take thermometer out of bracket
It is stuck
Go back to garage, yup you guessed it, phone is ringing
I ignore it
Cell phone rings, a carpet we ordered will not be in until late January
Cancel order
Go outside again with more tools to take out thermometer
Thermometer fell out while I ws away and lays broken on the deck
Clean up broken thermometer
Try take out screws holding bracket to the wall
Screws are stuck and will not come out
OK..there is room for the new bracket for new thermometer
Take new thermometer out if box
Screws fall out...have to look for them
find them
Go get wireless drill
Wireless drill needs to be charged
I give up, go in house, get lunch...
there is always Friday
You still have a landline?
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
yes, yes I do, it is necessary AND it still works well during a power failure
I've never had my own. I was, my soon to be roommates planned on it, but then we learned they were expensive amd cheap cellphones are cheaper. Funny how that money issue changed our belief that phones belong at home, plugged into a wall.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I've never had my own. I was, my soon to be roommates planned on it, but then we learned they were expensive amd cheap cellphones are cheaper. Funny how that money issue changed our belief that phones belong at home, plugged into a wall.
well, I NEEEEED one
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
This is not an exaggeration.....

My day
Work from home, all is calm
Go out to do some work in the garage
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
Cell phone rings, its Mrs Wu
She asks me to go back in and get something to send to here
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
I go out side to replace the outdoor thermometer
Try ant take thermometer out of bracket
It is stuck
Go back to garage, yup you guessed it, phone is ringing
I ignore it
Cell phone rings, a carpet we ordered will not be in until late January
Cancel order
Go outside again with more tools to take out thermometer
Thermometer fell out while I ws away and lays broken on the deck
Clean up broken thermometer
Try take out screws holding bracket to the wall
Screws are stuck and will not come out
OK..there is room for the new bracket for new thermometer
Take new thermometer out if box
Screws fall out...have to look for them
find them
Go get wireless drill
Wireless drill needs to be charged
I give up, go in house, get lunch...
there is always Friday
I once had a boss who questioned what I did all day. So I went around with a clipboard documenting anything that lasted over a minute. That satisfied his concern and he never questioned what I did again.

As far as sales calls do, I'm on the "do not disturb" list, don't answer calls that with no names and have my cellphone set to automatically reject known spam calls. The number that get through is very small.
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I once had a boss who questioned what I did all day. So I went around with a clipboard documenting anything that lasted over a minute. That satisfied his concern and he never questioned what I did again.

As far as sales calls do, I'm on the "do not disturb" list, don't answer calls that with no names and have my cellphone set to automatically reject known spam calls. The number that get through is very small.
I have days without sales calls and then every now and then I get swamped by them
 

JustGeorge

Member
Staff member
Premium Member
This is not an exaggeration.....

My day
Work from home, all is calm
Go out to do some work in the garage
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
Cell phone rings, its Mrs Wu
She asks me to go back in and get something to send to here
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, go back in, answer phone, sales call
Go out to do some work in the garage
as soon as I get started working
phone rings, I ignore it
I go out side to replace the outdoor thermometer
Try ant take thermometer out of bracket
It is stuck
Go back to garage, yup you guessed it, phone is ringing
I ignore it
Cell phone rings, a carpet we ordered will not be in until late January
Cancel order
Go outside again with more tools to take out thermometer
Thermometer fell out while I ws away and lays broken on the deck
Clean up broken thermometer
Try take out screws holding bracket to the wall
Screws are stuck and will not come out
OK..there is room for the new bracket for new thermometer
Take new thermometer out if box
Screws fall out...have to look for them
find them
Go get wireless drill
Wireless drill needs to be charged
I give up, go in house, get lunch...
there is always Friday
Why do you keep going back to the garage? Seems to be a lost cause.

I once had a boss who questioned what I did all day. So I went around with a clipboard documenting anything that lasted over a minute. That satisfied his concern and he never questioned what I did again.

As far as sales calls do, I'm on the "do not disturb" list, don't answer calls that with no names and have my cellphone set to automatically reject known spam calls. The number that get through is very small.
I had a doctor ask what I did. I told him, and his response was "you do nothing".

My dad recommended taking the kids next time, and letting him oversee them.
 

Stonetree

Abducted Member
Premium Member
Why do you keep going back to the garage? Seems to be a lost cause.


I had a doctor ask what I did. I told him, and his response was "you do nothing".

My dad recommended taking the kids next time, and letting him oversee them.
Good things happen in the garage...
 
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