The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

It got cold enough that the ants came into our kitchen for the first time this winter. Sigh.

it was only 42F here...no ants in sight

 

[Shadow Wolf]

It got cold enough that the ants came into our kitchen for the first time this winter. Sigh.

It is cold. I've been tossing in bed with stiff knees for an hour.

 

[Wu Wei]

It is cold. I've been tossing in bed with stiff knees for an hour.

define cold by temperature in Fahrenheit please

 

[Shadow Wolf]

define cold by temperature in Fahrenheit please

Lower 30s have been the lows.

 

[Wu Wei]

Lower 30s have been the lows.

OK, I will allow that.... and not refer to you as a wimp.....

 

[Shadow Wolf]

OK, I will allow that.... and not refer to you as a wimp.....

And I'm all natural in the knees.

 

[Wu Wei]

And I'm all natural in the knees.

Yeah so..... one of mine is new and improved......
But I discovered something while running to get to a gate on time to catch a flight..... it does not move as fast as the other knee and over distance it starts to lag behind causing me to loose my balance

 

[Wu Wei]

A 'rare and coveted' job: Oscar Mayer seeks full-time drivers of the iconic Wienermobile​

 

[Shadow Wolf]

A 'rare and coveted' job: Oscar Mayer seeks full-time drivers of the iconic Wienermobile​

The way I've been celebrating a job with such a lack of driving I even get to walk to work tells me that is not the job for me.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Yeah so..... one of mine is new and improved......
But I discovered something while running to get to a gate on time to catch a flight..... it does not move as fast as the other knee and over distance it starts to lag behind causing me to loose my balance

If you pop it will you rocket through the air like a balloon?

 

[Revoltingest]

He's a popo.

I recall.
I just wondered if you
referred to his being a ****.

 

[Revoltingest]

It got cold enough that the ants came into our kitchen for the first time this winter. Sigh.

Next the uncles will follow.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah so..... one of mine is new and improved......
But I discovered something while running to get to a gate on time to catch a flight..... it does not move as fast as the other knee and over distance it starts to lag behind causing me to loose my balance

Don't let that fake knee get more
than a few yards behind the real one.

 

[sun rise]

I'm having a lot of *fun* looking up symptoms for what I'm seeing a doctor about tomorrow. After I collect them I'm going to ask Bard to diagnose what is going on - just for fun mind you.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I recall.
I just wondered if you
referred to his being a ****.

Yeah, I got like an infinite supply of problems and worries before I get to someone who gets more nookie than the average guy.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah, I got like an infinite supply of problems and worries before I get to someone who gets more nookie than the average guy.

Dang....the censor asterisked out my
word for a promiscuous person.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I recall.
I just wondered if you
referred to his being a ****.

By the way, Lemmy makes Boomhauer look like a prude, and he didn't have that hit "white meat" body. He was really ugly. But that's nothing being a rock god can't take care of.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Dang....the censor asterisked out my
word for a promiscuous person.

Yeah, I had to think a few seconds and reviewing his character. Was the word ****? I'm curious.

 

[Revoltingest]

Yeah, I had to think a few seconds and reviewing his character. Was the word ****? I'm curious.

Yes, it was ****, definitely not **** or ****.

 

[Wu Wei]

If you pop it will you rocket through the air like a balloon?

Nah, it pops and clicks all the time.... have not taken off yet