If this is truly necessary, things have gotten a lot worse than I think they have
A road worker knocks on a door, "I'm desperate, can i please use your toilet"
The lady who answered the said "of course"
The road worker said "i should warn you, i take salts"
"No problem" says the lady.
Some time later the lady needs the toilet, opens the door to see **** splattered on the floor, **** splattered on the walls and **** splattered on the ceiling.
Very angry she runs out of the house to the the road works, grabs the worker by the arm. "Excuse me, you've left my toilet in a terrible mess, what sort of salts do you take"?"
The road worker replies "summer-salts"