The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

I don't wanna go hurt/to my job today. It wouldn't be so bad if everything was up on jacks.

 

[sun rise]

Time to fix a bit of the English language

Dentures. Should be Substitooths.
Why is a group of squid called a shoal when it should be called a squad?
Jet ski. Dumb name. Obviously it is a Boatercycle.
I keep seeing people say that contractions should be birthquakes.
"Randomized Double Blind Trial" should be "Trick or Treatment".
Emotional baggage should be called grief-case.

The rest are here: People Suggest New Names For Badly Named Things And These 50 Make So Much More Sense

 

[ChristineM]

Here, too. I have to avoid food with MSG.

What, no Chinese takeout? How can you survive?

 

[Wirey]

What, no Chinese takeout? How can you survive?

That's racist! I'll takeout any ethnicity! With a face like mine, I can't afford to be picky!

 

[ChristineM]

That's racist! I'll takeout any ethnicity! With a face like mine, I can't afford to be picky!

I don't do racist but i do do Chinese food, msg or not

 

[Wirey]

I don't do racist but i do do Chinese food, msg or not

I've always wondered if Chinese people say "Who wants to order out for us food?"

 

[ChristineM]

I've always wondered if Chinese people say "Who wants to order out for us food?"

Nope, it's just food, they do have English takeout thought

 

[Wu Wei]

Yeah, to my best knowledge and observation it isn't really anything China did but what Clinton did (NAFTA) that helped them replace the Ruskie with someone whos a vaguely vague sense Asain but most likely and probably Chinese.

 

[Kathryn]

I just wish I was already moved.

 

[Brickjectivity]

That is perfectly legal and also funny. I hope they open a restaurant in my town.

 

[Wu Wei]

That is perfectly legal and also funny. I hope they open a restaurant in my town.

only seen one and it was in Vancouver. That is Colonel Sanders body with Mao's head

 

[Brickjectivity]

only seen one and it was in Vancouver. That is Colonel Sanders body with Mao's head

I think we will use a different head, but conceptually I like this idea. Maybe we will use a cat's head. How about Catholic Fried Chicken? We'll use a famous Catholic's head...maybe Joan D'Arc.

 

[Wu Wei]

I think we will use a different head, but conceptually I like this idea. Maybe we will use a cat's head. How about Catholic Fried Chicken? We'll use a famous Catholic's head...maybe Joan D'Arc.

the pope of course

 

[Wu Wei]

Well.... I shall eat some blueberry yogurt an then go do some qigong and taijiquan.... and then, maybe off to bed

 

[Revoltingest]

"...our dog and me." Are you referring to yourself in the third person?

He has a kind of Goofy & Pluto relationship.

 

[Stevicus]

I think we will use a different head, but conceptually I like this idea. Maybe we will use a cat's head. How about Catholic Fried Chicken? We'll use a famous Catholic's head...maybe Joan D'Arc.

 

[Brickjectivity]

the pope of course

That would be two heads.

 

[Wu Wei]

He has a kind of Goofy & Pluto relationship.

which one are you?

 

[Wu Wei]

That would be two heads.

no no no...JUST the head of the pope on colonel Sanders body

 

[Revoltingest]

which one are you?

Duh!
The one walking @sun rise.