The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Duh!
The one walking @sun rise.

so.... you're Goofy

 

[Wu Wei]

well I shall say goodnight and leave you with this lesson on bears

 

[Revoltingest]

so.... you're Goofy

You dint know?

 

[Shadow Wolf]

The straight guy in the ash groupv needs to quit taking his chill pills amd get crazy. A group that's ran by a couple of Jugallete Satanists is going to have some crazy *** **** said, thought and sometimes done. But from the way it looks his daughter got her crazy from her mom.
I suppose Number 1 and myself will have to work on him. After all, he didn't leave the the church that long ago. He may need my advanced regiment for corrupting the pure to deprogram him. He is Californian through and through so he maybe unfortunately damned and doomed to just sometimes saying something that's kind of weird. But definitely not the type of stuff it takes a MidWest Jugallo to come up with that gets all the other crazies laughing and whoop whooping.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Time to fix a bit of the English language

Dentures. Should be Substitooths.
Why is a group of squid called a shoal when it should be called a squad?
Jet ski. Dumb name. Obviously it is a Boatercycle.
I keep seeing people say that contractions should be birthquakes.
"Randomized Double Blind Trial" should be "Trick or Treatment".
Emotional baggage should be called grief-case.

The rest are here: People Suggest New Names For Badly Named Things And These 50 Make So Much More Sense

I wouldn't like any of those.

 

[Brickjectivity]

no no no...JUST the head of the pope on colonel Sanders body

Just a picture: not his actual head.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

You dint know?

I learned about Goofy's scream reading the Chuck Palahniuk novel Scream. He wrote Fight Club. His books have some interesting facts and tidbits. Some are disturbing, some get censored, but this was an interesting, fun read as the narrator describes the history of a scream heard in movies and your brain gets thinking and "ooohhh! I've heard that one."

 

[sun rise]

Tomorrow will be warmer than today. Good.

 

[Stevicus]

I think there's a lesson here for all of us:

Man's undercooked bacon habit likely led to migraine-causing tapeworm

A rare case of cysticercosis developed in a man whose habit of eating undercooked bacon likely caused tapeworms.

www.ksby.com

The report said that he lived at home with his wife and cat in a modern home and claimed to consume a regular diet, but admitted to a habit of eating lightly cooked, non-crispy bacon for most of his life.

It turns out that eating undercooked bacon was the likely culprit.

Doctors diagnosed him with cysticercosis, which is a condition caused by an infection from a pork tapeworm. He was then treated with antiparasitic and anti-inflammatory medications.

"Humans get the tapeworm infection after eating raw or undercooked pork contaminated with cysts of T. solium. When swallowed the cysts pass through the stomach and attach to the lining of the small intestine. In the small intestine the cysts develop into adult tapeworms over about two months," the CDC said.

Make sure your bacon is thoroughly cooked.

 

[Wirey]

I think there's a lesson here for all of us:

Man's undercooked bacon habit likely led to migraine-causing tapeworm

A rare case of cysticercosis developed in a man whose habit of eating undercooked bacon likely caused tapeworms.

www.ksby.com

Make sure your bacon is thoroughly cooked.

Bacon deserves better.

 

[It Aint Necessarily So]

"Doctors diagnosed him with cysticercosis"

She's part of the family of medical diagnoses, along with these others:

Sister Cercosis
Grandma Seizure
Auntie Coagulant
Uncle Herniation
Papa Verine

Family members in the military:

Private Pay
General Anesthesia
Major Medical

Assorted cousins:

Otto Immune
Billy Rubin
Sam ‘n Ella
John Diss
Ester O. Genn
Anne Thrax
Angie O. Edema
R. Terry O’Sclerosis
Barry M. Enema
Carson Oma
Carry R State
Sir Vicitis
Cole Ostomy
Claude E. Cation
Sy Kward
Perry Carditis
Rick Etts

 

[sun rise]

I think there's a lesson here for all of us:

Man's undercooked bacon habit likely led to migraine-causing tapeworm

A rare case of cysticercosis developed in a man whose habit of eating undercooked bacon likely caused tapeworms.

www.ksby.com

Make sure your bacon is thoroughly cooked.

Avoid bacon and live.

 

[Wirey]

Avoid bacon and live.

Live, yes. But why?

 

[Wu Wei]

You dint know?

Yes, I knew, I just wanted to see you admit it

 

[Wu Wei]

Just a picture: not his actual head.

Exactly, not his actual head ya raving Antitheist

 

[sun rise]

Live, yes. But why?

For everything that is not bacon, of course.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Exactly, not his actual head ya raving Antitheist

Big words coming from the antichicken.

 

[sun rise]

Big words coming from the antichicken.

Has anyone stopped eating chicken after watching the Netflix chicken movies (Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget)?

 

[Wu Wei]

Big words coming from the antichicken.

 

[ChristineM]

Sam ‘n Ella

I know a woman who named her twins Sam 'n Ella.

Her name is Theresa Green