Maybe you should be a comedian. Here's your plan: Move to NYC. Pay the crazy rent for a while. Like an egg you'll soon crack, and then you'll be ready.I carry a lot of water, but I don't think I've ever chopped wood.
I'll never get to retire.
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I cracked a long time ago...
That's why you're so funny is it?
Well, your whole family including some of the 4-legged ones are crackers. As a master chef, you keep trying to turn them into a tasty omelette.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Sadly no. Did some exercise, went for a walk, feel a bit better now
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Well, I'm not so sure being cracked is so unique... It seems many people have cracked butts.
The only two sane entities in this house are Yudhi and Lamar. (Lamar is a tubby middle aged feline with a pleasant temperament and reasonable expectations.)
A master chef? And I've been bragging about making ranch dressing to justgeorge like it was some new technology.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'll be satisfied and content getting to quit the job/employee world forever.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Is this your way of telling us you morphed into MechBearzilla?
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I think it's a specialty of the MidWest. It either breaks you, or you just think it didn't break you, and it isn't too big into feelings amd emotions to well know the difference.
That really stinks.would that I could..... 2027 March... unless an incentive pops up.... but I don't expect it
I don't know enough about feelings and emotions to know the difference...
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Yeah. Here people are more in tune with them. The MidWest you discover your drug of choice to tell them feeling thingsies to shut up.
Seriously, even the cops here see me as a nervous wreck rather than intoxicated. Lots of people have picked up on the bundle of stress.
People here see me as a big weirdo with no feelings.
Not a very fun drunk, though. Years ago, my husband had a friend that I was discussing drunken behavior with. He said he got more talkative and goofy. I said nothing much happened to me. He said "I don't know, I've never seen you drunk." I let him know "I'm drunk right now! I think I've been drunk every time you've been over!" That baffled him.
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
You are a weirdo. Most the best people are.People here see me as a big weirdo with no feelings.