The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Shadow Wolf]

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

Years ago I was at a friend's house after work. He was watching some cooking show and the entire episode was a dish about that line. I'm sure it would have looked great even had we not been passing a certain plant around.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

What do you call a dinosaur running off the road in his car?





A tyrannosaurus wrecks.

I was about to say an Eddie Izzard joke.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Shout (and twist)

 

[sun rise]

Current forecast says 105 in the middle of next week. What joy

 

[Stevicus]

Shout (and twist)

 

[Kathryn]

Indiana?

No, this Versailles is near Dayton, Ohio.

 

[Kathryn]

Ive been to Versailles a couple of times, impressive.

I also have shares in a couple of wineries.

I have never been to Versailles but I do know how to pronounce it at least. Anyway, it was an interesting trip. I mean, I've been to Versailles, Ohio, which is saying something, not sure what, but SOMETHING. Hey, I've also been to Paris, TX.

 

[Kathryn]

Not winning, wining.

Although, in reality, I have no wine, so I'm actually not wining.

I have wine that I didn't even have to buy! Someone else bought it for me, and also bought me a wine smoothie so yay, me!

 

[sun rise]

It's over 90 here but at the airport the temp is mid-70's. I choose to be cold there rather than overdressed here though I should probably take a sweatshirt just in case.

 

[Kathryn]

OK so the highs next week are supposed to be in the mid 80s and the high tomorrow is just supposed to be in the 70s so that sounds great to me. Everyone else around here is apparently flat out dying but hey, I lived in NE Texas near Dallas for 30 years and this feels fabulous to me.

 

[sun rise]

A great suggestion

 

[Wirey]

I have an announcement!

Burp!

You may continue.

 

[Wu Wei]

Rainy day today......that was free of burps...UNTIL NOW!!!!

 

[Kathryn]

Speaking of wine, I think I will crack open a bottle of wine that I didn't buy. And yes, a guy bought it for me but he was with his wife so it doesn't count except in my house.

 

[Wu Wei]

I can't drink wine, I get a minor allergic reaction

 

[sun rise]

I can't drink wine, I get a minor allergic reaction

A number of years ago my stomach told me in no uncertain terms that it would rebel if I put wine in it again. So I listened.

 

[JustGeorge]

Yudhi just had a wedding between Robin and The Penguin.

 

[Wu Wei]

A number of years ago my stomach told me in no uncertain terms that it would rebel if I put wine in it again. So I listened.

My stomach told me that about just about everything a couple years ago...... Gastritis is not fun.... getting much better now by the way

 

[Jimmy]

Scooby doo shall return

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Scooby doo shall return

...after a brief commercial announcement...