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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Draka

Wonder Woman
I'd hate to be that laid up. After my last knee surgery, I could hobble around on crutches a bit, and even that was driving me nuts.
I'm up and about a bit more out of bed recently, but that just means I can now handle up to 10 minutes on my feet before having to lay back down instead of 5. I've had a few days where just going to the bathroom wore me out.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I'm up and about a bit more out of bed recently, but that just means I can now handle up to 10 minutes on my feet before having to lay back down instead of 5. I've had a few days where just going to the bathroom wore me out.
I would be so miserable. I would need something to keep me heavily sedated.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
I watched Amy Schumer at the Apollo. It was good, and I want to see more.
After watching that, I will never be able to hear someone speak of the Alaskan Pipeline and hold a straight face. I just won't. Probably one of the grossest things I have ever heard of, but a straight face is no longer possible.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
You know who was the best at identity theft? The Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy.

What better way to steal someone's identity than to steal their literal face and sew it onto your own?

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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
You have a wonderful daughter.
Just remember that chocolate is bad for dogs.

I just widened a shelf in the back of my truck from 28" to 32".
This'll make sleeping even more luxurious.
I just spend 8 nites in it last week, & I've an even longer trip
to San Diego coming up this winter. Oh, joy!
 

Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I have these 2 Chinese trees with edible leaves in my back yard.... that my mother-in-law planted.... she has taken care of it every fall...except this fall....who knew every dang branch fell of the thing in the fall..... not just the leaves....the entire branch...what a mess
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
Just remember that chocolate is bad for dogs.

I just widened a shelf in the back of my truck from 28" to 32".
This'll make sleeping even more luxurious.
I just spend 8 nites in it last week, & I've an even longer trip
to San Diego coming up this winter. Oh, joy!

I'm just impressed you get at least 8 nights a week. Most the rest of us mere mortals only manage to get 7 nights in a week. I'm in awe of your time-bending ability. :D
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
I'm just impressed you get at least 8 nights a week. Most the rest of us mere mortals only manage to get 7 nights in a week. I'm in awe of your time-bending ability. :D
I occasionally wring 25 hours from a day too!
(Metric clock)
 
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