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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Here is a real clock:
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I don't have one, but I do have one that runs on tap water.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
If we assume subject to correction that one shawurma is 12 inches long, then that is 0.08 roods long or .06 perch if you happen to like fish which I do.
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
Ah, I don't think 1/2 Health Point is good enough to tell how much a half full glass of milk feels in the state of oblivious disastrophe under the above mentioned conditions... or the below mentioned conditions. It doesn't really make a rear differential... or a 5-speed transmission.

Okay, I think I had too much shawurma... I think I'm shawurdrunk.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Ah, I don't think 1/2 Health Point is good enough to tell how much a half full glass of milk feels in the state of oblivious disastrophe under the above mentioned conditions... or the below mentioned conditions. It doesn't really make a rear differential... or a 5-speed transmission.

Okay, I think I had too much shawurma... I think I'm shawurdrunk.
You drink it? This shows how ignorant I am. My ignorance has no bounds but my knowledge does so that makes me infinitely ignorant. Time for a drink (of green tea, of course).
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
So was not as ready as I felt I was to leave the house today. Was feeling pretty good and was moving around the house well enough, so I thought I could handle a quick run out to go get some craft stuff for a school project. Yeah...by the time i was in the checkout lane I was shaking, gripping cart, breathing like I was meditating, and had tears streaming down my face. Not so much pain, but felt like I was going to pass out. I have to make another run out to Goodwill tomorrow to get Halloween costume making stuff and I just called them to insure they had some kind of scooter or wheelchair. Wheelchair it is. I don't give a crap what looks I may get. Better that than passing out in the middle of the store and ripping stitches when I fall.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
So was not as ready as I felt I was to leave the house today. Was feeling pretty good and was moving around the house well enough, so I thought I could handle a quick run out to go get some craft stuff for a school project. Yeah...by the time i was in the checkout lane I was shaking, gripping cart, breathing like I was meditating, and had tears streaming down my face. Not so much pain, but felt like I was going to pass out. I have to make another run out to Goodwill tomorrow to get Halloween costume making stuff and I just called them to insure they had some kind of scooter or wheelchair. Wheelchair it is. I don't give a crap what looks I may get. Better that than passing out in the middle of the store and ripping stitches when I fall.
Sigh. The desire to do more than what one's body is ready for is well known. Take it easy in spite of what you think needs doing.
 
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