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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
Attention:

Yesterday, a bird walked right up to me and begged for food.

That is all.

We have a lot of pigeons in the San Diego area and they beg for food constantly. You would not believe how many of them gather if a kid drops a box of popcorn.
 

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Listen Up!!

I put my Pepsi in the freezer for a few hours... so it is cold now. :D Even a little bit of a slushy consistancy... So you do not have to worry about that anymore... I repeat: Do not worry about that anymore.
 

mrscardero

Kal-El's Mama
cardero was getting a light bulb out of the drawer and I asked him if he was going to replace the blown out bulb in my bathroom. He said, "No. I am going to put it in my mouth and light my mouth up."

Smart butt.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Attention:

Will someone please scratch my foot for me? I am all together too lazy today to do it myself.

Thank you.




Peace,
Mystic
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Attention:

Whoever left their panties on my head during last night's orgy can reclaim them now.


That is all.


*scratches Heather's foot*
 

mrscardero

Kal-El's Mama
Attention:

Whoever left their panties on my head during last night's orgy can reclaim them now.


That is all.


*scratches Heather's foot*

Was I wearing any underwear?
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Attention:

I was going to announce that I lost my underwear last night but Sunstone has found it. I repeat. Sunstone has found it. You may stop looking now. Mister T, check your strippers pole for my bra. Thank you.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Now hear this:

Announcement one of two:

The Great Escape is an awesome movie.

Announcement two of two:

Send down thirty feet of rope!

That is all.
 
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