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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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blackout

Violet.
ahhh good girl....
give me all your frubals now
knowing full well

you shall soon be rewarded tenfold
in a frubal glitz of increasingly costly value.
(that's what whoring is all about sweetie. right?)

(and people gossip that I'm not really a whore.:cover: :rolleyes: )
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Now hear this:

Due to the recent spell of warm weather, demand has increased for shinny player retrievers. All interested applicants should report to the pond. Please bring 50 feet of rope and a change of warm clothes.

That is all.
 

Smoke

Done here.
Best smiley of all the smileys is the dancing hamster.

: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :
 

ChristineES

Tiggerism
Premium Member
Attention!:
I am eating Raspberry Light & Fit Yogurt and drinking iced tea for breakfast.

It is very late for breakfast
TTFN (tata for now)
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
- Attention please -

Daylight Savings Time begins on Sunday. Daylight Piggy Banks are now 25% off, while supplies last. No rainchecks.

That is all.
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
I'm getting one of my lovely migraines again. Please excuse me while I go curl up in a ball and suffer.

That is all.
 

mrscardero

Kal-El's Mama
Best smiley of all the smileys is the dancing hamster.

: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :: hamster :​


Your frubal count was 1666819 so I had to frubal you. Gotta get rid of the 666 in there. :D



Attention please. I am getting a little tipsy. I am off tomorrow and no jury duty.
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Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Attention:

Yesterday, a bird walked right up to me and begged for food.

That is all.
 

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Attention:

Yesterday, a bird walked right up to me and begged for food.

That is all.
Attention:

The conservation area near me has a "Bird Feeder Trail", where the birds are comfortable enough around humans that they will eat seeds out of your hand or off the top of your hat. Kids with chickadees are just about as cute and heartwearming as kids with puppies.

That is all.
 

Draka

Wonder Woman
Attention:

Our van has a door handle problem. The inside latch on the sliding door is broken, the outside latches on both the passenger door and the driver's door (which just broke yesterday) are broken, and the turn latch for the back hatch is broken completely off. This is to say...we can only get into the van from the side door, but can't get out that way. We can get out from the driver or passenger door, but we can't get in. and don't even ask us how we manage the back hatch. :p

Now, about our power windows...don't even want to get started on that debacle. :p

At least the van runs...which is more than can be said for our car. :D

That is all.
 
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