The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[MysticSang'ha]

Attention:

In case any of you weren't already aware, I AM a hording whore.

Be mindful of what you bring to my jobs.

That is all.




Peace,
Mystic

 

[Quagmire]

Attention: If I were a carpenter, and you were a lady, I would probably over-charge you, and you would complain because the job was supposed to be finished three weeks ago.

 

[Don Penguinoini]

Scary...

 

[Quagmire]

Scary...

I'm just saying Johnny Cash wasn't completely honest with us. That's all I'm saying.

 

[ChristineES]

ATTN:
To: My RF Friends
From: Christine

I am watching a speech by Brett Favre and I am not even a football fan. The man is crying.

Goodbye and good luck.

 

[Quagmire]

ATTN:
To: My RF Friends
From: Christine

I am watching a speech by Brett Favre and I am not even a football fan. The man is crying.

Goodbye and good luck.

I'm actually in Green Bay right now, and I'm not a football fan either.

 

[Wandered Off]

I'm not in Green Bay, not a football fan, and not crying. Yet.

 

[Quagmire]

Attention: Things are never as bad as you think. So stop thinking.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Attention: Things are never as bad as you think. So stop thinking.

Yeah.

 

[Quagmire]

Attention: IF you can read this announcement you are sitting too close to the screen.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Attention: IF you can read this announcement you are sitting too close to the screen.

But I am probably two feet away at least...

 

[Quagmire]

But I am probably two feet away at least...

No worries. It was a meaningless announcement.

 

[whereismynotecard]

No worries. It was a meaningless announcement.

Oh, good. Because if I was any farther back, I might not be able to reach the keys in the back......

 

[ChristineES]

But I am probably two feet away at least...

I could read it until I crossed my eyes.

 

[Sunstone]

Attention!

Folks have been messing in the dark of the night with my pasta thread!

http://www.religiousforums.com/foru...mon-compatible-pasta-bible-2.html#post1091293

Where's my shotgun?


That is all.

 

[Quagmire]

I could read it until I crossed my eyes.

I have that problem with stop signs.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I could read it until I crossed my eyes.

I can read it, because I gots my glasses on.

 

[mrscardero]

Attention peeps. Attention peeps.

I have posted more awards on the Wannabe, Intern, Frubal Whore thread. Please claim your award before I claim them and place them on my shelf.

That is all.

 

[Quagmire]

Attention!

Folks have been messing in the dark of the night with my pasta thread!

http://www.religiousforums.com/foru...mon-compatible-pasta-bible-2.html#post1091293

Where's my shotgun?


That is all.

Now that you mention it, those last several posts really don't have anything at all to do with pasta! Except maybe metaphorically.

 

[Sunstone]

Now that you mention it, those last several posts really don't have anything at all to do with pasta! Except maybe metaphorically.

It's painfully hard to get a serious discussion comparing pastas to holy scriptures going on this Forum -- and now, this!