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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Did I tell you about my slipper boots?

Last year my sister bought for me some slipper boots. Now I am wearing them because it's cold. They keep my toes from freezing.
 
Scruffitude

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
whereismynotecard said:
Man... I'm always losing office supplies.
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Does this look familiar?
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whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
I love sleeping.

My sister stole my Baggins, so I'll be sleeping with my big stuffed worm instead.

I don't see a problem with grown ups snuggling with a big stuffed worm. It's like a pillow, only a worm.
 
Scruffitude

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
whereismynotecard said:
That's good question. Maybe we should start a trend of saying things like "When I had a cold last week, I snoze."
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One winter I annoyed everyone by saying "It snew" instead of "It snowed." My father asked me why I said that and I told him "well, the past tense of throw is threw, so why not?"

They're going to lock me up one day; I just know it. ;):eek::run:
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
Scruffitude said:
One winter I annoyed everyone by saying "It snew" instead of "It snowed." My father asked me why I said that and I told him "well, the past tense of throw is threw, so why not?"

They're going to lock me up one day; I just know it. ;):eek::run:
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The possibility of being declared insane is becoming more and more real to me. There are some views I have which the general society might call me insane for... Wouldn't that suck? To be locked away just because society is crazy?
 
Scruffitude

Scruffitude

Scruffy Nerf Herder
I was kinda joking about the "be nice" thing... :p I sent it to ya and if anyone else wants to see the picture in question, I'll add it to my New Zealand photo album.
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
whereismynotecard said:
I don't like having to walk to class in the terrible cold. :( My coat is dirty, so I have to clean it before I can wear it again. Maybe I'll just wear 3 or 4 shirts.
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I may be weird, but I kinda like the cold. Cold air feels funky through my moustache.

I don't recommend you grow a moustache, though.

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Does this look familiar?
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Haha! A red Swingline stapler!

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
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:D
 
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