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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Stellify

Stellify

StarChild
Comet said:
Take Rueben the Thai food guy with you! Then he and your ex can fight and you will be free to have fun the rest of the night!
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Rofl! :biglaugh:
England my lionheart said:
The first part of the show was a bit boring, getting volunteers and preparing them to be hypnotised so i spent most of the time at the bar and imbibed in a few pints of beer hic!.
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Heehee That's pretty much what I did. Arrogant B*****d, Real Ale, Hornsby's, and Ziegenbock.

darkendless said:
Haha look what was in the tree outside this morning.... hello mr koala
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That is too cool...We just get stupid squirrels.
I want koalas! :149:
BalanceFx said:
Rebel! Rebel! Party! Party!
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Sex sex sex
:flirt:
 
Stellify

Stellify

StarChild
Buttercup said:
I just thought the world should know that my slender, 120 pound daughter can burp louder than most men.
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My room mate is like that. She has some weird gastrointestinal thing...She can be inside a house, towards the back, and someone in the front yard will hear her.
Like...It's almost frightening :areyoucra
 
Buttercup

Buttercup

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Stellify said:
My room mate is like that. She has some weird gastrointestinal thing...She can be inside a house, towards the back, and someone in the front yard will hear her.
Like...It's almost frightening :areyoucra
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LOL! Maybe it's more common than I imagined. It's just that never in my life have I heard a girl burp so loudly. It kind of scares me sometimes. She sounds like a monster. :p
 
ChristineES

ChristineES

Tiggerism
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I learned quite a few things being a parent- one of them being that bodily functions can be hilarious in the right situations. ;)
 
stacey bo bacey

stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
Stellify said:
My room mate is like that. She has some weird gastrointestinal thing...She can be inside a house, towards the back, and someone in the front yard will hear her.
Like...It's almost frightening :areyoucra
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This may sound weird but I am kinda jealous. I can't burp to save my life. Every time I think it's a huge one, I open my mouth real wide (haha! that's what she said) and I'm like "Listen, you guys!" and it just goes...*poof*
 
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Sententia

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357 Maharishis Missing, Feared Dead In Astral Plane Crash | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I found that amusing. Hehe.

In other news:
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Full Report here: Report: 92 Percent Of Souls In Hell There On Drug Charges | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
 
TurkeyOnRye

TurkeyOnRye

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's sad, but it's so true.

"If the Dutch are using less marijuana, what purpose was served by arresting 642,000 Americans for possessing marijuana last year?"
 
TurkeyOnRye

TurkeyOnRye

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Doesn't the phrase "I'd be more than happy to..." kind of sound like a sexual innuendo?

Stereotypical Office Assistant:
"Mr. Pitcock, could you go over the annual net usage statistics with me?"

Mr. Pitcock:
"Oh, I'd be more than happy to."
 
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