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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!
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whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
I never win awards. I think there should be an award called
The Damn, You Sure Are A Silly Mother ******, But We Like You Anyway Award.
That's the one I might win.
The Damn, You Sure Are A Silly Mother ******, But We Like You Anyway Award.
That's the one I might win.
Especially with mayo!
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
It's okay. Just bury your unhappiness with drugs.
As you now know, I am quite fine today, but that still doesn't mean I can't consume large quantities of drugs!
The ones you listed frighten me though...:cover: I'd much rather have a bowl of Strawberry Cough.
I'm very happy that you are now removed from such a creepy, displeasing or otherwise unacceptable situation. :yes:
Nonsense! There are no tests! Tests are insane in my book. Testing is but a perception to simulate a hypothetical life, and we are much better without them as that is exactly what they take! Cherish every moment, because it is life!
Especially with mayo!
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
It is life.
What a great day it is too. It's not snowing. I've got a Dr. Pepper, and I'm waiting for my favourite class, where I'm going to go make a worm out of water colours and construction paper. It's an art class for teachers, and she's having us make projects she teaches to her elementary kids. It's the best class.
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Comet
Harvey Wallbanger
You just won the "Sexiest And Nicest Woman I Know In Illinois Award"!!! :yes:
Congrats! All you get is my congrats though...... and a good :slap: from a friend.
But you WON AN AWARD! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
Especially with mayo!
Whatever your twisted plans are, guys, they are irrelevent! I will NOT be made into a sandwich just to be eaten! Granted, I would taste amazing with honey mustard, fresh-baked bread and a slice of your favorite cheese, but...it's just not happening! End of story...
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Put some tomatoes on there too.
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
Uh...we're engaged to be married...so BACK OFF!
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
When are we getting married?
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
Yay!! I feel so honoured.
Not nearly as honored as the day I asked you to marry me though, right? :yes:
"greatest" only in comparison to all days of your life EXCEPT the day we got engaged, of course...
You forgot when we're getting married?? That is so hurtful! You should just KNOW, Hannah!
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
Not nearly as honored as the day I asked you to marry me though, right? :yes:
"greatest" only in comparison to all days of your life EXCEPT the day we got engaged, of course...
You forgot when we're getting married?? That is so hurtful! You should just KNOW, Hannah!
:sad4: I hope you still love me...
whereismynotecard
Treasure Hunter
We'll have to talk about this later... assuming you still want to marry me... I've got to relocate my car, because it's getting dark and I'm scared of the monsters which come out at night.
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Harvey Wallbanger
Its still an award so! SO! SO: make her the "Sexiest And Nicest Married Woman I Know IN Illinois Award Winner"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yes:
TurkeyOnRye
Well-Known Member
AWWW!!!
I feel like I've just punched a kitten or something!
Of course I do!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I was just being a retard.
I absolutely do!
And as soon as I find out what date that is, I'll be sure to let you know.I hope you're carrying mace with you! That goes for everyone too. Uniformed gang members prowl the street as well. They tend to adhere to a stict code of "laws" in order to carry out their own brand of injustice. Be careful though! They often disguise their corruption by labeling their behavior as "right" or "just" or "moral". Often times, they are not even aware that they are doing anything wrong. Do not underestimate their ability to inflict harm on others. They are very well armed and should be considered extremely dangerous. Here's a photo to help best recognize them and further reduce your risk of interaction with them.
Just as long as you know that you have absolutely no chance!
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