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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

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Elessar

Elessar

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So something unknown among the community at shul, the Rabbi's son is grounded for twelve months, my best friend's younger brother for three months, and various other things, the Rabbi did not tell jokes during his sermon (usually he does all the time) and started banging the podium to make points (totally unlike him), using his sermonly tangent to talk about drugs and alcohol (also unlike him; he's usually on about homosexuality or abortion). His word on the Torah was excessively short, for him, and he was close to messing up the Sh'ma Yisrael and other prayers several times, totally unlike him.

So some serious **** went down over last week and I haven't a frakking clue what it was.
 
9-10ths_Penguin

9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
whereismynotecard said:
I prefer honey mustard, guys..
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That's fine! More mayo for us!
TurkeyOnRye said:
Whatever your twisted plans are, guys, they are irrelevent! I will NOT be made into a sandwich just to be eaten! Granted, I would taste amazing with honey mustard, fresh-baked bread and a slice of your favorite cheese, but...it's just not happening! End of story...
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I'm just glad that to anyone other than a killer whale, penguins aren't food. :D
 
whereismynotecard

whereismynotecard

Treasure Hunter
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Here's the dress I will be wearing.
And here is the bouquet:
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stacey bo bacey

stacey bo bacey

oh no you di'int
So my manager told me this story tonight....one of the girls who works with us isn't fat, but she has a big gut. She was ringing someone up the other day and lifted one of the customer's items to put it in her cart and the woman exclaimed, "Oh no, honey, don't! Aren't you pregnant?" And the girl we work with said, "No, I'm just fat."

So this is both sad and hilarious. Don't people, ESPECIALLY women, know NEVER to suggest a woman is pregnant? What a ******* dingbat!!!!
 
lamplighter

lamplighter

Almighty Tallest
But what if they are pregnant, do you want to say "No, I didn't think you were pregnant. I thought the belly was because you were fat", would that really be more polite than thinking someone is pregnant first? Maybe your coworker should do some sit ups?
 
Stellify

Stellify

StarChild
My room mate and I received a notice in the mail today that our landlords are claiming chapter 7 bankruptcy. Neither one of us has any idea exactly what's going to happen to the complex, and we're really worried :shrug: :sad:
 
Azakel

Azakel

Liebe ist für alle da
Stellify said:
My room mate and I received a notice in the mail today that our landlords are claiming chapter 7 bankruptcy. Neither one of us has any idea exactly what's going to happen to the complex, and we're really worried :shrug: :sad:
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Oh, that doesn't sound good. I hope everything works out okay.
 
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