The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[whereismynotecard]

I'm always tired because I cannot sleep, because I cannot breathe when I lay down.

I've had a stuffy nose since saturday, and so I wake up tons of times every night,
because I can hardly breathe... I could breathe out of my mouth, but I just hate that.
It's frustrating to not be able to use your nose to breathe.

You know what that means: I wouldn't enjoy snorkling or scuba diving...

Or being suffocated.

 

[Willamena]

Maybe too much caffeine.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I just told you! It's because I'm sick!

Mi nose is stuffy.

 

[monta]

I'm always tired because I cannot sleep, because I cannot breathe when I lay down.

I've had a stuffy nose since saturday, and so I wake up tons of times every night,
because I can hardly breathe... I could breathe out of my mouth, but I just hate that.
It's frustrating to not be able to use your nose to breathe.

You know what that means: I wouldn't enjoy snorkling or scuba diving...

Or being suffocated.

You'll never really know until you've tried them all.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I suppose... I'll have to sign up to try it some time.

Is that legal around here?

Seriously... Would someone get in trouble for suffocating me if it was well documented that I wanted them to do it?

 

[whereismynotecard]

My "N" key is sticking... Half the time it doesn't work unless I hit it extra hard.

(that's what she said)

 

[monta]

I suppose... I'll have to sign up to try it some time.

Is that legal around here?

Seriously... Would someone get in trouble for suffocating me if it was well documented that I wanted them to do it?

What do you care, you'll be suffocated :surf: <- not relevant just trying to use some undervalued smileys du temps au temps, also french.:snorkle:

 

[whereismynotecard]

I don't think I'd like secks, but sometimes I see a secksy guy, and I think, you know what? I'd probably do secks with him if he asked nicely, and if I was drunk enough. I bet I wouldn't if the situation actually arised though. It's just too scary.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I've got noodles! :danana:

 

[monta]

I've got noodles! :danana:

Yummers :fsm:

 

[whereismynotecard]

Ramen.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

What do you care, you'll be suffocated :surf: <- not relevant just trying to use some undervalued smileys du temps au temps, also french.:snorkle:

Qu'est-ce que le mot pour "smiley" en francais? "Souriot?"

(Je viens de creer le mot "souriot". Il est le mot "sourir" avec le suffix diminutif "ot", comme "chien" et "chiot")

J'ai oublie' beaucoup du francais que j'ai apprende' en ecole. C'est dommage.

 

[monta]

Qu'est-ce que le mot pour "smiley" en francais? "Souriot?"

(Je viens de creer le mot "souriot". Il est le mot "sourir" avec le suffix diminutif "ot", comme "chien" et "chiot")

J'ai oublie' beaucoup du francais que j'ai apprende' en ecole. C'est dommage.

Pas mal! mon francais est terrible.

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

the square root of 9 is 3

 

[.lava]

the square root of 9 is 3

i can't agree more

.

 

[whereismynotecard]

I've got a dentist appointment tomorrow...

I'm glad I might be able to chew with the left side of my mouth again,
but I'm sure scared that it might be a painful appointment...

I'm certain of 2 cavities, and I bet there's lots more in addition...
It's going to be brutal, and not in the good way.

That's okay though. I'm not worried about it. We'll just wait and
see how it turns out. Whatever, you know? What difference does
it make? It's only teeth and pain. I'll get over it.

:danana: :danana: :danana:

 

[dust1n]

2 is the only even prime number.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Two is such a rascally goof ball.

 

[Nepenthe]

I've got a dentist appointment tomorrow...

I'm glad I might be able to chew with the left side of my mouth again,
but I'm sure scared that it might be a painful appointment...

I'm certain of 2 cavities, and I bet there's lots more in addition...
It's going to be brutal, and not in the good way.

That's okay though. I'm not worried about it. We'll just wait and
see how it turns out. Whatever, you know? What difference does
it make? It's only teeth and pain. I'll get over it.

:danana: :danana: :danana:

I have a dentist's appointment on the 20th. Look at those teeth!

 

[whereismynotecard]

Hooray! My teeth and your teeth will go through this troubled time as companions.
Hear that, teeth? You're not alone!