The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread!

[Smokeless Indica]

I wouldn't give a vibrator a girls name.
It's something that you use to use something that alters the mind...

 

[Rakhel]

Ah, reminds me of my Snap-On tools. No, not what many gutter minded posters think.....just the finest wrenches made.
Their short offset box-end wrenches are my favorites for defeating British motorcycle designers.

OOOOHHHH work tools. How did you know wrenches were a turn-on for me?

 

[Smokeless Indica]

I'll give you a hint as to what Layla is.
Think of my name...

 

[Rakhel]

Ohhhh a hookah

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I have got, like, 10 minutes before I have to head in for my next class. I really don't like this class, and I'm hoping that tonight I'll have the opportunity to sneak out early.

 

[Revoltingest]

OOOOHHHH work tools. How did you know wrenches were a turn-on for me?

Tis true for every intelligent & aware person.

 

[Smokeless Indica]

Ohhhh a hookah

Not quite. Ur close though

 

[Erebus]

Not quite. Ur close though

pipe?

I just bought this one recently

I'm also disgusted at how cheap Americans can buy tobacco! We pay at least double here in the UK

 

[Herr Heinrich]

I just had an epic battle with a bee. I rolled up quite a bit of newspaper and then went to battle. It took me like 10 tries to kill it. When I finally hit it square on it was really really dead. My aunt is having bee trouble lately. Some are getting into the house. This one was on the outside of my window. I hate killing things though. I feel pretty poopy now.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I just had an epic battle with a bee. I rolled up quite a bit of newspaper and then went to battle. It took me like 10 tries to kill it. When I finally hit it square on it was really really dead. My aunt is having bee trouble lately. Some are getting into the house. This one was on the outside of my window. I hate killing things though. I feel pretty poopy now.

Just remember, it was either you or him.

 

[Herr Heinrich]

Just remember, it was either you or him.

That is quite possible. Especially since there are tons of them swarming around my window. Soon they will break through and I will have to do a mass killing. Luckily the exterminator is coming within the next week.

 

[Demonic Kitten]

I just ate a kit kat ^_^

 

[Herr Heinrich]

I should probably mention that the thing I battled was actually a wasp. That is why I am being paranoid. Wasps are nasty.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I'm also disgusted at how cheap Americans can buy tobacco! We pay at least double here in the UK

But they aren't allowed to have Cuban cigars. You can take solace in that.

 

[ChristineES]

I've never been stung by a bee.

 

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I've never been stung by a bee.

I've never been sung by a beet.

 

[Herr Heinrich]

I've never been stung by a bee.

Howsabout a wasp?

 

[Herr Heinrich]

I've never been sung by a beet.

That's sad.

 

[te_lanus]

"Of course UFOs are real, and they are interplanetary. The cumulative evidence for the existence of UFOs is quite overwhelming and I accept the fact of their existence."

Air Chief Marshall Lord Hugh Dowding
Commanding Officer of the Royal Air Force during WWII.

 

[Wirey]

One time, I ate my own poop. It tasted like crap!