Things I Do Not Understand

[McBell]

I don't understand the polish language

I can speak any language in the world.
Except Greek.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Yes, they're both fine, thankfully.

No. Sam freaked out, and carried on for several days.

Ares followed instructions, stayed calm, and is over it now.

I should have had more faith in Ares and I don't know enough about Sam to have done more than guess.

The important thing is that they are OK. Though, I'm sort of glad to hear Ares was calm about it and listened.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Whoever built Kansas City!

They got the idea from a conference with bees, beavers, bison, bears, bats, beetles, bananas, butterflies, butternut squash, beets and birds.

They had to wear raspberry berets from a secondhand store and show up in little red corvettes.

They were Ancient Language marathoning like nobodies business.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I don't understand why my computer can't find my new Bluetooth device.

 

[Stevicus]

Whoever built Kansas City!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Whoever built Kansas City!

Ultimately, it was determined they had to build Kansas City in order to be going to it so they could meet some pretty little women. They came by plane, train, or they walked to get there just the same.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I didn't know he did it first. I was only familiar with Fats Domino's version.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I can speak any language in the world.
Except Greek.

Is it Greek to you?

 

[Stevicus]

I didn't know he did it first. I was only familiar with Fats Domino's version.

There are also versions by Little Richard, James Brown, and the Beatles.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

There are also versions by Little Richard, James Brown, and the Beatles.

Finally, something I understand.

 

[John53]

I don't understand why my computer can't find my new Bluetooth device.

Probably racism against smurfs.

 

[John53]

I don't understand how Iowa is a word let alone a state. 3 vowels and 1 consonant do not a word make.

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't understand how Iowa is a word let alone a state. 3 vowels and 1 consonant do not a word make.

Its a terrible place.

 

[We Never Know]

I don't understand how Iowa is a word let alone a state. 3 vowels and 1 consonant do not a word make.

Then you should equally not understand Ohio lol

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Probably racism against smurfs.

It is possible. Those poor smurfs have faced so much strife.

 

[John53]

Then you should equally not understand Ohio lol

I don't know anyone from Ohio so that's not an issue as yet.

 

[John53]

It is possible. Those poor smurfs have faced so much strife.

Try a whitetooth device, if it talks to it we will have evidence.

 

[McBell]

Probably racism against smurfs.

How slow you gotta be to lose racists to a smurf?

 

[We Never Know]

I don't know anyone from Ohio so that's not an issue as yet.

I know one person from Ohio.

But I was just going with your "3 vowels and 1 consonant do not a word make"

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I don't understand how Iowa is a word let alone a state. 3 vowels and 1 consonant do not a word make.

It is a virtual vowel movement, verily.

But don't be so venal and vex those villagers.