Things I Do Not Understand

[McBell]

Stripes!

Vertical or horizontal?

 

[Spice]

What is it, exactly, that is stopping you?

I'm already known as being strange, so I don't want to push the envelope too far. I have grown sons in the area that still need to be able to show their faces in public. LOL

 

[Stevicus]

I went down to the river and walked the dog

 

[Spice]

Vertical or horizontal?

Vertical would be easier.

 

[McBell]

I'm already known as being strange, so I don't want to push the envelope too far. I have grown sons in the area that still need to be able to show their faces in public. LOL

I am confused.
What do their faces have to do with your legs?

 

[McBell]

Vertical would be easier.

Make you look taller too.
A win win

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I went down that river once when I was a kid. There's a place in that river - I can't remember - must have been a gardenia plantation at one time. It's all wild and overgrown now, but about five miles, you'd think that heaven just fell on the earth in the form of gardenias. Have you considered any real freedoms? Freedoms from the opinions of others. Even the opinions of yourself.

I went down to the river to cast my troubles adrift. Ended up swimming.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Vertical or horizontal?

Yes!

 

[JustGeorge]

I don't understand why women have to shave their legs, but men have the option of growing a variety of beards. Maybe some of us women want to grow kneetees or something.

Do it!

I'm already known as being strange, so I don't want to push the envelope too far. I have grown sons in the area that still need to be able to show their faces in public. LOL

They will live.

My oldest thought he wouldn't survive having to ride in a van with a chicken painted on the hood, but he did.

 

[McBell]

Yes!

That would be most impressive.

Of course, PICs or it did not happen!

 

[McBell]

I went down to the river to cast my troubles adrift. Ended up swimming.

Just goes to show just how easy it is to toss the baby out with the bath water....

 

[Stonetree]

,

Just goes to show just how easy it is to toss the baby out with the bath water....

But I Survived, anyway!

 

[McBell]

,

But I Survived, anyway!

How many times?

 

[John53]

I don't understand why anyone would want to abduct @Stonetree 's member.

 

[McBell]

How many times?

And how many of those times were you the baby?

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Just goes to show just how easy it is to toss the baby out with the bath water....

I tried to do that with my little brother. Cast him adrift in a #10 washtub out in the pond. Dad had to wade out and get him. The tub had holes in it.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Vertical would be easier.

Zigzags. Or lightning bolts. That might be too shocking.

 

[Stonetree]

And how many of those times were you the baby?

I was a baby !.......I couldn't count...I still have trouble with the number '2' or is it '5'?

 

[John53]

I was a baby !.......I couldn't count...I still have trouble with the number '2' or is it '5'?

Let me help. According to carbon dating you were a sapling 50 million years ago.

 

[Spice]

I am confused.
What do their faces have to do with your legs?

Men supposedly groom the hair on their faces for civilization and women their under-arms and legs, but men can somewhat easily get away with going natural. Women, only if they keep it covered up. One of the many pros of winter. And just another not yet equality of the sexes to work towards.

I wonder how men would like having to shave their legs? I know my brother hated shaving his ankles in football season, but it was better than taping without shaving.