godnotgod
Thou art That
Time does not exist.
I do.
Problem solved! If time does not exist, and you do, then you cannot die, because you can only die in time. So worry not about getting trapped alive in a dark grave, screaming in bloody terror at the top of your lungs only for no one to hear you.
Your worst fears dissolved away by Dr. godnotgod.
Now go have a lollipop, and quit your fussin' around.