What's Your Ape Index?

[McBell]

Rocks resent being climbed.
But they do cut some slack for those gifted with high Ape Index.
You suffered their wrath because elementary education ignores
such useful info.

Hmmm...
I was told back then I suffered their wrath because I was arrogant enough to think that the rocks would not have any objections to my climbing them.
AND that rocks are rather vindictive ******** who seek out maximum pain and suffering for the slightest of offense, real or imagined.

Now since I was the only one who suffered a broken anything at that three day weekend rock climbing event, I suspect it was persona/
That the rocks had it out for me.
Though I hav eno idea what I said to give them such offense.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Hmmm...
I was told back then I suffered their wrath because I was arrogant enough to think that the rocks would not have any objections to my climbing them.
AND that rocks are rather vindictive ******** who seek out maximum pain and suffering for the slightest of offense, real or imagined.

Now since I was the only one who suffered a broken anything at that three day weekend rock climbing event, I suspect it was persona/
That the rocks had it out for me.
Though I hav eno idea what I said to give them such offense.

It wasn't what you said, it was the way you looked at them...

 

[McBell]

It wasn't what you said, it was the way you looked at them...

uh oh.
The plot thickens....

 

[Revoltingest]

It wasn't what you said, it was the way you looked at them...

Rocks make their shape to test one's Ape Index.
Those who fall short, are nudged off.

 

[Brickjectivity]

I heard that you all got a 20% raise this year.

You heard right.