Kilgore Trout
Misanthropic Humanist
Or, maybe God's looking to out-Luther Luther; maybe God wants us to withhold belief, and keeps an especially cozy spot in Hell reserved for those who suspend their rational intellect just to try to get ahead in the game...
It is hard to swallow the notion of a god who desires to spend eternity surrounded by millions of credulous, vapid groupies. Also, who would want to spend eternity with such a narcissistic being?