Why is it Important to Love Who You Sleep With?

[DallasApple]

Oh I betcha it's happened to some poor unsuspecting girl trying to do the "right" thing.

You know, "No good deed goes unpunished."

Besides, when you're waiting until marriage, you're not really sure how freaky this guy is.

He could just be chillin at his place while you're getting your nails done, absorbing porn into his crippled horny brain, developing more freaky fetishes each day.

Whoo... scary.

Before I commit I wanna know how big you are, how good you are, how freaky you are, I wanna see your porn collection... and watch it with you...

No anal probes or medical fetishes or electro-sex gear dungeons. Nope nope. Not unless I say so.

You know what else happens at a "surprising " rate" ..He's not even a "freak" in the sense he wants to do weird freaky things to you.He's a "freak' in the sense he doesnt want to do ANYTHING to you!

The guys complain..They boast about there "prowesness" and the wife just "won't".Where are the guys ADMITTING he wont touch her with a twig let alnone a 10 ft pole?Do you know they exist in alarming #'s?..And the only reason its coming out is women finally have to nerve to talk about it?

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

Oh I betcha it's happened to some poor unsuspecting girl trying to do the "right" thing.

You know, "No good deed goes unpunished."

Besides, when you're waiting until marriage, you're not really sure how freaky this guy is.

He could just be chillin at his place while you're getting your nails done, absorbing porn into his crippled horny brain, developing more freaky fetishes each day.

Whoo... scary.

Before I commit I wanna know how big you are, how good you are, how freaky you are, I wanna see your porn collection... and watch it with you...

No anal probes or medical fetishes or electro-sex gear dungeons. Nope nope. Not unless I say so.

Oh and to add..It "has happened" to me..And I didnt even do the "right thing".We had sex before..( a lot including a baby)

The "surprise "fettish" that he hid from me was that we would have sex like "normal married people" every day..(at least) and not only that I didnt have the "right to say no" to him ever again because I was his "wife".( I learned this was his "fettish' on my HONEYMOON).

He NEVER told me that was his belief or expectation of me in a lengthy (but very young) courtship..He pulled that suppsed "ace card" within days after marriage.

I sprouted a pair of balls on the spot to match his devil horns and told him if that was the 'deal' I would be gettign an anullment or divorce the minute we got back home ...

YES I threatened divorce on my honeymoon!(stranger things have been known to happen).

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

Oh I betcha it's happened to some poor unsuspecting girl trying to do the "right" thing.

You know, "No good deed goes unpunished."

Besides, when you're waiting until marriage, you're not really sure how freaky this guy is.

He could just be chillin at his place while you're getting your nails done, absorbing porn into his crippled horny brain, developing more freaky fetishes each day.

Whoo... scary.

Before I commit I wanna know how big you are, how good you are, how freaky you are, I wanna see your porn collection... and watch it with you...

No anal probes or medical fetishes or electro-sex gear dungeons. Nope nope. Not unless I say so.

Also I knew a "guy" believe it or not..LOL..that thought he was gettign a "non virgin" but "respectable" girl who loved him and they waited to have sex untill marriage..

After they were married she not only informed him that she had herpes(of the genital kind) but she reminissed about her "conquest" of the past in detail..Like 200 or so ...

I think she even kept a diary that she would reflect on.Talk about a fettish??

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

hmmm....so now we know that Dallas has had a threesome or two. :flirt:

NO!

But I have had "casual sex".And its not even worth getting my clothes wrinkled over.Im too impotent..(I mean important). :flirt:

Love

Dallas

 

[Alceste]

NO!

But I have had "casual sex".And its not even worth getting my clothes wrinkled over.Im too impotent..(I mean important). :flirt:

Love

Dallas

Hah, I've never been able to pull off "casual" during sex.

 

[DallasApple]

You're so sexy when you castigate me.

Yeah well...get used to it.

Love

Dallas

 

[DallasApple]

Hah, I've never been able to pull of "casual" during sex.

You have never had sex with someone who you have to keep asking them "whats your name again"?

Love

Dallas

 

[Alceste]

You have never had sex with someone who you have to keep asking them "whats your name again"?

Love

Dallas

No, if they (or I) have forgotten, it's usually too embarrassing to mention.

 

[DallasApple]

No, if they (or I) have forgotten, it's usually too embarrassing to mention.

Love

Dallas

 

[Alceste]

Love

Dallas

Srsly, I meant it as a joke. "Casual sex" makes me think both parties are having a nice coffee and flipping through magazines, but with their khakis pooled around their flip flops.

 

[Autodidact]

my husband is "turned on" by "turning' me on.He just isnt satisfied unless I have a "good time".I think it feeds his man ego.

Love

Dallas

He sounds like a lesbian to me, and I mean that lovingly.

 

[Autodidact]

Is it time to move this thread to a more X rated area?

 

[DallasApple]

Is it time to move this thread to a more X rated area?

No need..Im shutting up now.. :sorry1:

Love


Dallas

 

[Aquitaine]

They say they want (what is it?) a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed?I wonder how many of them really mean that once they are presented with it?

LOL I don't think we're that bad, better lay off the Usher for a while!

xD

Also you mentioned before that your Husband can only enjoy himself if he know's your enjoying yourself, and I honestly think most guys are like that, unless their only concern is me me me.

I think on a more physical level, Men are more "attracted" to Women than Women are to Men, but that's just a guess.

 

[DallasApple]

LOL I don't think we're that bad, better lay off the Usher for a while!

xD

Also you mentioned before that your Husband can only enjoy himself if he know's your enjoying yourself, and I honestly think most guys are like that, unless their only concern is me me me.

I think on a more physical level, Men are more "attracted" to Women than Women are to Men, but that's just a guess.

STOP CHANGING MY USER NAME!

I will NOT respect you ever AGAIN!

I am NOT Dallas "pineapple"..Its Dallas ..or DallasApple ..or Apple..or LANA! If you please..If not then I refuse to speak with you.

Love

Dallas

 

[Aquitaine]

STOP CHANGING MY USER NAME!

I will NOT respect you ever AGAIN!

I am NOT Dallas "pineapple"..Its Dallas ..or DallasApple ..or Apple..or LANA! If you please..If not then I refuse to speak with you.

Love

Dallas

OMG, and to think I wasted my "calm down dear....." on the RibFest thread!

Noooooo!

I should've come here first!

Now THAT would've been so appropriate for this scenario!

xD

 

[Aquitaine]

STOP CHANGING MY USER NAME!

I will NOT respect you ever AGAIN!

I am NOT Dallas "pineapple"..Its Dallas ..or DallasApple ..or Apple..or LANA! If you please..If not then I refuse to speak with you.

Love

Dallas

But srsly, what do you think about what I said about physical attraction, d'ya think it's true or do you disagree?

 

[DallasApple]

But srsly, what do you think about what I said about physical attraction, d'ya think it's true or do you disagree?

Im not speaking to you.

Love

Dallas

 

[Aquitaine]

Im not speaking to you.

Love

Dallas

Wha? 4 realz?

Why not? I didn't change your username again after you told me not to.

 

[DallasApple]

Wha? 4 realz?

Why not? I didn't change your username again after you told me not to.

Take a long walk off a short bridge.

And then go sraight up and make a u-turn..

After that? Take a submerine ride with a screen door.

Love

Dallas