Woman Ownership Tips

[blackout]

Free range women do have their charms.

Some of us are just plain wild.

We won't be owned.
(and you're not gunna ride us unless WE want you to-
then prepare to be thrown.) :flirt:

 

[idav]

Owning women is a tricky endeavor. When you argue you have to fight fire with fire by using illogical fallacious arguments and then trip them up with logic and sound reason. Once they've been owned, keep track of it in list form so that you can use it against them later.

 

[Songbird]

Many have endeavored to understand women; none have succeeded.

 

[Quagmire]

Many have endeavored to understand women; none have succeeded.

What?

 

[Songbird]

What?

Who wants a sandwich!

 

[Sunstone]

Many have endeavored to understand women; none have succeeded.

I don't get it.

 

[9Westy9]

Free range women do have their charms.

Less maintenance for one :yes:

 

[Dirty Penguin]

As the owner of a woman, if you're anything like me, it took you awhile to figure out the best strategies for handling your woman, training her correctly, and disciplining her when needed. Of course, we all enjoy brushing and feeding our women, but keeping a woman is not all sunshine and rainbows!

What are some strategies and solutions you've come up with which have made woman-ownership easier and more enjoyable? Also, what type of food recommendations do you have to keep their skin and hair healthy and shiny?

One thing I figured out a long time ago, was as soon as you wrangle up a new woman, be sure to brand her immediately. If your woman happens to wander off, you don't want her getting picked up by some other guy who thinks she's available. The rear-end is a good spot to place the brand.

Pimpology 101.

Please take notes....

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pimpology - YouTube

 

[Quagmire]

I don't get it.

I don't understand what she's trying to say either.

It's cute the way she says it though.

Who wants a sandwich!

pffft, like I'm that easy.

What kind of sandwich?

 

[Dirty Penguin]

My owner is nice.
My owner let's me type on this thinga-ma-bob.
I cook meals for my owner and he even lets me decide what to cook.
My owner pets me. I like it.

:yes:

 

[Iti oj]

Who wants a sandwich!

i do please

 

[Dirty Penguin]

My owner feeds me breakfast in bed every day and cooks dinner every night. Except tonight... He is out on a very important mission so I am making dinner as a special surprise.

Wait a minute...Sounds like you own him. He must attend my Pimpology 101 class.

 

[Quagmire]

i do please

Sell out.

 

[9Westy9]

Sell out.

At least his method produces results. He has a sandwich and you don't. Scientifically his method is best for getting the desired result

 

[Iti oj]

i only added please because i do was too short of a message lol

 

[Sunstone]

Sell out.

Yeah, you won't see me and Quag selling out. Not us. Not for anything less than a roast beef with onions.

 

[Iti oj]

At least his method produces results. He has a sandwich and you don't. Scientifically his method is best for getting the desired result

frubals:clap

 

[Quagmire]

Yeah, you won't see me and Quag selling out. Not us. Not for anything less than a roast beef with onions.

and pickles.

At least his method produces results. He has a sandwich and you don't. Scientifically his method is best for getting the desired result

There are principles to consider here.

and pickles.

 

[Quagmire]

frubals:clap

frubals are a poor substitute for pickles.

 

[Alceste]

Wait a minute...Sounds like you own him. He must attend my Pimpology 101 class.

No, you are mistaken. The owner does the feeding. That's the cardinal rule of pet ownership.