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Woman Ownership Tips
- Thread starter Kilgore Trout
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Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
When you want a pickle, nothing else will quite do.
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InformedIgnorance
Do you 'know' or believe?
By that do you mean owners of lesbians? Or do you mean lesbians who own other women?
Personally I use my lesbian pets to train other women for my use, they don't OWN the other women per se (who ever heard of a pet owning something? how silly) however they do train them up and are responsible for them, particularly during the breaking in process. At least that is unless I decide to take a more dominant roll, however given the size of my stables, it is more efficient to leave it to the ones I already have well trained to teach the new pets.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Now that both our owners have run off to work, like good diligent owners, we can definitely take these aprons off.
Girl, it's late - it's nearly 10 am - why aren't you over here yet with the wine carton? I bought cigarettes and everything. With my pin money.
You know we can make them think we've been cooking and cleaning all day, if I let you borrow my maid for 1/2 a day, and after we hit Neimans we run by Chez Bazan and grab some grub and put it in our own dishes.
Don't forget to saute an onion about 4:45 so the house smells like you've been cooking!
Hey, one more thing - are you wearing your red and black Manola Blahniks or your leopard print Jimmy Choos?
That is because just about when we have started to believe we have learned everything and can use it to our advantage, you all change instantly staying one or two steps ahead of us all the time.:thud:
For one pet to own another is definitely an abomination, but it has precedent, eg Goofy's dog Pluto.
Draka
Wonder Woman
Pluto was Mickey's dog, Goofy was Mickey's friend who was a dog.
Now there is the case of Dharma and Greg's dog Stinky and Stinky's dog Nunzio.
When they would go out for a walk a person would hold Stinky's leash, but Stinky would carry Nunzio's leash in his mouth.
A talking (barely) dog being friends with a singing/dancing mouse who owns a dog is any less an abomination?Pluto was Mickey's dog, Goofy was Mickey's friend who was a dog.
Draka
Wonder Woman
A talking mouse the same size as a dog could qualify as an abomination on that alone. Do you want to question a 4ft tall talking rodent about his ability to have a pet dog?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
So you only LEASED a woman. That's not ownership! All you owned was a few hours of her time.
Like most rent to own options - you are likely to be taken advantage of.
Actually owning a woman requires a significant down payment, and ongoing upkeep expenses. It takes money to look this good. For example - my last trip to the hair dresser cost me $130. Actually it cost my OWNER $130. He still doesn't understand quite how that happens when his haircuts cost $12.
Like most rent to own options - you are likely to be taken advantage of.
Actually owning a woman requires a significant down payment, and ongoing upkeep expenses. It takes money to look this good. For example - my last trip to the hair dresser cost me $130. Actually it cost my OWNER $130. He still doesn't understand quite how that happens when his haircuts cost $12.
A leasehold interest can be viewed as a form of ownership.
But your comments raise a question...should property even comment of this matter?
Draka
Wonder Woman
So what if we do comment? What do you think should be done about it? Are you going to do anything about it?
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
If you don't take care of your property, your property won't take care of you.
Simple enough concept.
Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
We will contact your owners. They will be required to muzzle and restrain you to a stove with apron and kitchen utensils. Your owners have been warned.
Kathryn
It was on fire when I laid down on it.
My husband wants to remind you of some potential downfalls of property ownership.
You must use due diligence to determine whether or not a particular property is a sound investment. Some properties are nothing more than money pits.
If you don't get a good return on your investment, you should unload it at the first opportunity, even if it means taking a loss. He had to do this twice before finally making a sound investment - one who is actually increasing in value with each passing year!
You must use due diligence to determine whether or not a particular property is a sound investment. Some properties are nothing more than money pits.
If you don't get a good return on your investment, you should unload it at the first opportunity, even if it means taking a loss. He had to do this twice before finally making a sound investment - one who is actually increasing in value with each passing year!
Draka
Wonder Woman
Really? And how do you propose enforcing that? What if our owners refuse to do so?
Viker
Your beloved eccentric Auntie Cristal
There is a plan. I am not sure what it is. Maybe sending owners off to war? Not sure.
Draka
Wonder Woman
My owner already served his time. And I don't think he'd be taken back now anyway...back issues and all. What else you got? :beach: