Woman Ownership Tips

[Iti oj]

frubals are a poor substitute for pickles.

pickels are a phalic symbol... so woman should eat them not men no wonder your woman never makes you food your not a real man

 

[Quagmire]

pickels are a phalic symbol... so woman should eat them not men no wonder your woman never makes you food your not a real man

I always cut my pickles up first. It's symbolic of my dominance over other males.

 

[Iti oj]

I always cut my pickles up first. It's symbolic of my dominance over other males.

if you were a real man you would have your woman cut your pickels for you.... if she servs you whole pickels it must be her way of suggesting something

 

[Sunstone]

pickels are a phalic symbol... so woman should eat them not men no wonder your woman never makes you food your not a real man

I bet your pickles are green with envy of Quag and my pickles. See! You didn't know we knew that about your pickles, did you?

 

[Quagmire]

if you were a real man you would have your woman cut your pickels for you.... if she servs you whole pickels it must be her way of suggesting something

If you were a real man you'd know better than to let any woman near your pickle with a sharp object.

 

[Iti oj]

I bet your pickles are green with envy of Quag and my pickles. See! You didn't know we knew that about your pickles, did you?

i dont eat pickels

 

[Quagmire]

I bet your pickles are green with envy of Quag and my pickles. See! You didn't know we knew that about your pickles, did you?

There's a whole facebook page about iti oj's pickles. It's titled "now we know what the "iti" means. :yes:

 

[9Westy9]

There are principles to consider here.

and pickles.

Oh I see. Unaccounted for variables. Well this changes everything

 

[Iti oj]

If you were a real man you'd know better than to let any woman near your pickle with a sharp object.

if you were a real man you would have your woman subjecated enough to trust with sharp objects around your pickle... she can sense your fear and you will nev er totaly own her

 

[Quagmire]

Oh I see. Unaccounted for variables. Well this changes everything

It makes sense if you multiply it all by the square root of pickles.

 

[Quagmire]

if you were a real man you would have your woman subjecated enough to trust with sharp objects around your pickle... she can sense your fear and you will nev er totaly own her

Whats woman ownership without a little element of danger? A 50's sitcom, that's what. *shudders*

 

[Iti oj]

There's a whole facebook page about iti oj's pickles. It's titled "now we know what the "iti" means. :yes:

and thats why both my and your woman eat pickels and play with me???

 

[9Westy9]

It makes sense if you multiply it all by the square root of pickles.

I see. Although I'm not a fan of pickles myself

 

[Quagmire]

and thats why both my and your woman eat pickels and play with me???

If you were a real man it would be the other way around.

 

[Iti oj]

lol lol lol this is to much. lool

 

[Quagmire]

I see. Although I'm not a fan of pickles myself

Doesn't matter. Can't argue with math. If you try, it'll just ignore you.

 

[9Westy9]

Doesn't matter. Can't argue with math. If you try, it'll just ignore you.

I know. I tried arguing with it about infinity and such but got no answers

 

[Quagmire]

I know. I tried arguing with it about infinity and such but got no answers

Math just sits there, looking smug.

 

[Iti oj]

im such a good woman owner that even other peoples woman make me food and sexytime and stuff

 

[Shadow Wolf]

I'm not owned, and have never owned one. But it seems such a hassle to keep one on a leash and collar when you can find one that willingly run into your arms, and will stay around without having to be jerked back in line.
And of course there are some other benefits to the undomesticated woman.:flirt: