I would love for the Spaghetti Monster to descend from the heavens to astonish a whole lotta people! Lol. Though maybe his noodliness should steer clear of Olive Garden.
Happy Earth Day! I'm tidying up the house, readying my altar for Mother Gaia, and getting ready to do my annual litter pick up, after the trash man comes anyway. Whatever Earth deity(s) you guys worship, i hope you all have a beautiful day!
It's a bad thing done by arrogant nags who just can't leave others alone. If they're polite and leave immediately, I'll be happy to be polite back. If they decide to act like turds and harass or follow me, they'll quickly find that I can be louder, meaner, and perfectly capable of making a...
Idiot scientists-You guys we just discovered animals are sentient!
Anyone who has ever been around animals-Yeeesss we've only been telling you this forever. Are you gonna discover that it hurts if you stub your toe next?
Also humans are animals anyway.