Ask an Atheist, Get a Snide, Sarcastic Response

[Morse]

Dear Morse,

Your mom!

yours truly,
rageoftyrael

Dear rageoftyrael,
Your cognitive abilities are clearly equivalent to that of that puppy I just strangled if you believe that insult will injure my battered pride any further than it already is.

And furthermore, you CLEARLY aren't qualified to answer questions in this thread directed toward an atheist, as your religion Clearly states that you are an "Agnostic Atheist".

Its like having a degree in psychology and calling yourself a scientist.

Regards,
Morse

 

[rageoftyrael]

Dear Morse,

Why are we talking in letter format? Is there some reason we feel the need to do this? Well, either way......

Your Mom!

P.S. Your Mom!

Love,
rageoftyrael

 

[Morse]

Dear Morse,

Why are we talking in letter format? Is there some reason we feel the need to do this? Well, either way......

Your Mom!

P.S. Your Mom!

Love,
rageoftyrael

Dear RageofTyrael,

If you cannot even see the obvious answer as to why we are talking in letter format, I don't see how you could ever prevent a small child like me from slitting your throat whilst you sleep!

Truly, you should change your religious title to "Oblivious".

Regards,
Morse.

P.S - P.S. stuff goes AFTER the regards and love.

 

[Kenect2]

Dear Snide Atheist,

Can't we all just get along?

Regards,
Kenect2

 

[rageoftyrael]

Dear Morse,

Your mom!

P.S. I do things my own way, so there!

Why me,
rageoftyrael

 

[Morse]

Dear Morse,

Your mom!

P.S. I do things my own way, so there!

Why me,
rageoftyrael

Dear rageoftyrael,

Next time you want to get severely beaten with cane, just post again.

Regards,
Morse

PS - I killed my mother last night because of what you said, so now I think you should find a better phrase now.

 

[rageoftyrael]

Dear Morse,

Well, if it isn't your mother, then... Your Daddy!

P.S. Don't go killing your daddy now, ya' hear?

lol,
rageoftyrael

 

[Morse]

Dear Morse,

Well, if it isn't your mother, then... Your Daddy!

P.S. Don't go killing your daddy now, ya' hear?

lol,
rageoftyrael

Dear rageoftyrael,

Too late, I'm an orphan. Way to go A**hole.

Regards,
Morse

PS - How do you clean magnesium sulfate off of a body?

 

[dogsgod]

Dear rageoftyrael,

Too late, I'm an orphan. Way to go A**hole.

Regards,
Morse

PS - How do you clean magnesium sulfate off of a body?

Just eat around it.

 

[Morse]

Just eat around it.

Dear dogsgod,

Despite the fact that your advice SEEMS sound, your religious title fails to say "Atheist" and thus I may be forced to violently strangle you with fishing wire.

Regards,
Morse

 

[rageoftyrael]

Dear Morse,

Well, it ain't your mother, or your daddy so.... You!

P.S. Don't really have anything to say this time.

???,
rageoftyrael

 

[Morse]

Dear rageoftyrael,

This life was terrible, I hated it.
Farewell!

Regards
Morse

 

[dogsgod]

Dear dogsgod,

Despite the fact that your advice SEEMS sound, your religious title fails to say "Atheist" and thus I may be forced to violently strangle you with fishing wire.

Regards,
Morse

Sorry but I'm taken, I married the last woman that tried to strangle me with fishing wire.

 

[Morse]

Sorry but I'm taken, I married the last woman that tried to strangle me with fishing wire.

Dear dogsgod,

I was unaware that you were both bisexual and a pedophile, but this is good news, you fit in even better with the other atheists!

Regards,
Morse

 

[Kerr]

Dear Morse,

You need to learn to read.

Take care,
Kerr.

 

[Vile Atheist]

The immoral and Satanic atheists just want to engage in dirty homo sex to kill millions of potential babies.

 

[Vile Atheist]

Or my personal favourite (Got this one directed at me yesterday): Atheists love their buddy STALIN AND LENIN!

 

[dogsgod]

Dear dogsgod,

I was unaware that you were both bisexual and a pedophile, but this is good news, you fit in even better with the other atheists!

Regards,
Morse

You type like girl, you led me astray. No wonder I fit in with the atheists.

 

[Morse]

Dear Morse,

You need to learn to read.

Take care,
Kerr.

Dear Kerr,

You need to learn that when people bury you alive, they want you to STAY there!

Regards,
Morse

 

[Nothing]

A thiest am I, what kind I know not. am I really a thiest? A thiest? Athiest? Opps, forgot the space that time.
Oh well.
Good luck with your discussion!